Ride Report: Road Ride 06-14-09
It’s been raining every day for days. Weeks maybe. Not raining all day long, but enough showers and thunderstorms to make riding a ‘second choice’ activity. I’ve stopped checking the forecast, it says the same damn thing everyday: “scattered thundershowers later in the day” or something like that. I really don’t expect much of a turnout. I even think that maybe no one will turn up at all.
BUT….as I turned onto Route 40, I could see beaucoup bikes in the parking lot. I guess people were fed up with the rain, and wanted to ride regardless. Plus, the weatherman predicted sunshine in the afternoon. Still, it was rather overcast in the morning, and I for one, had a complete rain suit tucked away nearby. Most of the other 16 bikes in the Powersports East parking lot were not so equipped, the riders putting their faith in the good forecast.
As always, there was a fascinating assortment of bikes and riders. A KTM ultra sport bike, resplendent in orange, was parked next to a lime green Triumph triple and a flawless HD dresser. There were several metric cruisers: Hondas and Yamahas, a couple of BMW Geland/Strasse globe trotters, and sport bikes too, including an orange Kawasaki and at least one ‘Busa with a three foot long swing arm and chrome everywhere. There was even one Suzuki ‘standard’…..you do remember those don’t you? Also, several female riders; always a bonus!
We headed through Newark, DE then north and west. The sky kept clearing and the humidity kept dropping. Finally, about the time we crossed the Susquehanna River at the Holtwood Dam, the sun broke out completely, and the rest of the clouds disappeared. Such a glorious day for riding….finally. We deserve this, after the wettest spring I can remember. Our route took us over many back roads and through obscure little villages and valleys, ultimately passing through the town of Jefferson. I did three or four giggly loops around the traffic circle there, to allow everyone to regroup, but overall, this largish group did a fabulous job all day of staying together. Good riders all. Even when two bikes had to make a gas stop, the supplied map and route sheet kept them on track until they caught us at the next planned regroup stop. We turned into White Rose exactly on schedule, at 1 o’clock.
Even though the Triumph Come Home Rally officially ended at twelve, we were glad to avoid the $10 admission price, and still got to gawk at 8 or ten amazing restored classics. They sure made my un-restored ’73 Benelli 650 look kind of shabby. We soaked up some rays and lounged on the lawn for about 45 minutes, then headed out on a more southerly route home. It had been just 100 miles to the destination. In Railroad, PA we stopped at 2 for lunch at Captain Bob’s Crab Shack (courtesy of the dealership). We left at 3 and followed 851 into Delta, then turned north along the Connowingo Resevoir to pick up Route One for the remaining miles.
WHAT A RIDE!
I got home at 6, having logged 225 miles. It felt absolutely delicious to have spent a day on the back roads, in the sun, with 18 like minded individuals. Everyone had a freakin’ blast! Maybe you’ll join us next month??
Ride Report: Hatfield-McCoy ATV/dirt bike ride, May 21 2009
When I called for hotel reservations over a month in advance, the town was sold out. I finally found a hotel, but feared the place would be overrun with riders out for Memorial Day weekend. I was also afraid of the traffic. Memorial Day weekend was not my first choice for a ride weekend; it’s just how my schedule worked out. Maybe others were scared of big crowds and lots of traffic, or maybe people had plans for the weekend with families at the beach and so forth, but in the end, there were only five of us. Adrian and his son Zack left earlier than us. Bob, Acko (our riding buddy from Chile) and I met at the shop at 12 noon to load for a 1 PM departure on Thursday.
The ‘curse of Hatfield-McCoy’ is a reference to things that have gone wrong in the past. No one wants to drive 9 hours then have a stupid problem with the bike that makes it impossible to ride. Personally, I have taken to bringing a good book on these rides. That way, if my stuff breaks, I can at least sit in the truck and read something enjoyable. Now Bob on the other hand, is sometimes rough on the equipment, so he has taken to bringing a complete spare ATV on these long trips. With his two and one each for Acko and me, we needed to fit 4 ATV’s, ourselves and all our gear into the “Touch of the Brush” truck and trailer. Bob had assured me that the extra large trailer he was using would fit three ATVs, leaving the pick up bed open for his other machine plus all of our gear. He was wrong.
I could see on his face as he pulled into the parking lot at Powersports East that something was not right. Three ATVs, each 4 feet wide, need 12 feet of trailer to fit sideways. The trailer was only 10 feet long, and had a big fold up ramp on the back. Long story short, there was to way to carry all 4 without standing 2 or 3 of them on end. This can be done, but it takes a lot of time, backbreaking lifting and a ton of straps. In the best case, the load is unstable and the fuel mileage suffers as the fenders scoop the wind. We tried various ideas for loading, but in the ends, left one ATV behind. We took Bob’s KTM ATV and his Polaris Outlaw and a used Yamaha 450 from the dealership that was untested. The Polaris Predator that we had debugged last month stayed behind. If you want a nice used ATV, check it out. We put in a new cam chain tensioner and tie rod ends along with 2 new front tires. We went over it head to toe and cleaned and detailed everything; it’s a solid bargain, a great machine, and ready to roll. We were ready to roll with 3 ATVs loaded, and shoved off at 1 o’clock as scheduled.
The trip went smoothly: with a stop in far western Maryland for dinner, and a quick detour to check out a historic stone bridge built in the early 1800s, we still arrived in Logan, West Virginia at 9:30. We filled all our gas tanks, and purchased provisions and trail permits. The permits now cost $50 and they are good until the end of the year, so when we return in the autumn, we ride on the same permit. We visited briefly with Adrian at the hotel and went to sleep so we could get an early start on Friday morning. The hotel wound up costing $90 each for three nights, which included breakfast each morning. We three shared one room to keep costs down.
We met Adrian and Zack in the lobby at 8 AM Friday morning and I realized that there were really no other dirt bikes or ATVs in the parking lot. I asked and found out that the hotels were booked not because of so many riders, but due to a Red Cross convention in town for the weekend. We were the first ones to arrive at Rock House Trail head, and there were only 2 or 3 other trucks there during the day. We essentially had the place to ourselves! The weather was just perfect: warm and sunny, maybe a bit hot in the direct sun, but nice and cool on the trails under the trees. The earth was quite damp due to heavy recent rainfall, which meant just a few puddles and mud spots, but excellent traction and NO DUST! We set out just before 9 AM and were quickly up to a rapid pace, save one short break while I repositioned the loose shift lever on the Yamaha. We had been jamming for about an hour and a half when I heard Bob’s KTM getting close behind me. With my strict ‘no race policy’ foremost on my mind, I moved over a bit to help Bob get by, and he wasted no time doing just that. No sooner had he passed me, when a broad, slick mud patch appeared around a fast blind curve. I had a front row seat and watched as Bob skidded very sideways. At the end of the mud, his ATV suddenly grabbed traction and shot towards the edge of the trail on two wheels, nearly tipping over. As out of shape as he was, Bob somehow recovered, but when the wheels slammed back down to earth, the right rear hub broke and the wheel came off altogether, bumping into Bob’s leg as it rolled past him while he kept giving it throttle, not yet realizing what had happened. I can assure you that this was quite amusing!
The lug nuts on Bob’s very trick carbon fiber wheels had loosened, two fell off on the trail and the impact caused the hub to break into pieces. There were only two studs left on the hub, and three spacers were also lost. Necessity is the mother of ingenuity on the trail, and we stole hardware from the front wheels to get the rear wheel on, but only with two of the four studs. Bob was able to limp back to the truck in 2nd gear, but we would need a hub to keep his machine operational. The curse of Hatfield-McCoy strikes again! Back at the truck, we started calling around. The nearby KTM dealers had nothing in stock, but without being asked, one parts guy that I called located a dealer in Charleston, about 85 miles away. That was amazing good service, and his lead panned out. A call to Appalachian Cycles confirmed that they had 2 hubs in stock for a KTM ATV. What are the odds of that? Since Bob had brought 2 of his ATVs, and since Acko doesn’t have a US driver’s license, I nominated myself to do the parts run, so while the other 4 guys kept riding, I set out on a mission. I left the trail head at 2, and returned at 7 with 2 hubs and 6 lug nuts. I had visited three motorcycle shops and one machine shop. The guys were understandably tired when I got back; they had covered nearly 90 miles of trail in 10 hours!
On the way home, we stopped at Lowes and found 3 flange nuts that were close to the size of the missing spacers. I worked on them during supper with the hand file on my Leatherman without making much progress, so we stopped at Walmart and picked up an electric cut off wheel. Back at the hotel, we closed the bathroom door and grinded the hex nuts’ outside circumference into circles. It looked like it might work. At the Bear Wallow trail head at 9:00 Saturday morning we unloaded everything and prepared for a lengthy wrench fest session. After borrowing a rat tail file to adjust the inside diameter of the nuts a bit, they seemed to fit well enough to do the job. Soon we had all four wheels on the KTM with good studs, spacers and lug nuts. Next, we tackled the suspension on the Yamaha. This machine is a solid good runner, but the rear springs were fully soft, and the fronts were fully stiff. We measured the ‘sack’ and made appropriate adjustments, which worked a treat. We were rolling just past 10 AM and our efforts were rewarded. We maintained a healthy but sustainable clip with no mechanical problems, covering 50 miles, nearly all the trails on offer, returning to the trucks at 3 PM. We had ridden quite a bit in two days, so we took our time getting dressed and loaded up, returning to the hotel at 4:30. We showered and relaxed a bit, then popped over to the theatre to catch Terminator, followed by a banquet style dinner at the steak house, paid for by Powersports East.
Zack, by the way, is a teenager and did a great job on his TRX300EX, he kept up just fine, and I didn’t see him get into trouble even once. Adrian on his Big Bear kept an eye on Zack of course, and also helped out with tools and mechanical advice. I’ll tell you, we mostly slept well that night, even if someone slept in the truck because a muscle spasm in their back made lying down too uncomfortable. The trip back Sunday morning was uneventful, with light traffic, and we were at home by 5 PM, with all day Monday to clean up and relax. OK I’ll be honest, I don’t expect to finish cleaning my gear until Wednesday, but I did manage to relax some. All in all, a GREAT WEEKEND!
Ride Report: Street ride to Ephrata - May 3, 2009
Not much to report: put on full rain gear and left at 7:30. The rain was coming down pretty good, and it got worse as I neared the dealership. Arrived Powersports East at 8:07, a bit late, and there was no one around ‘cept me and the puddles. I would have been happy to ride to Ephrata in the rain, it was not too cold, but didn’t feel much like riding alone. So I went back home and got back into bed.
Now maybe there was someone there at 8 and they left because unfortunately I was a few minutes late, but I doubt it. Please remember that rides are never cancelled. If no one shows up but me, then I go home. If you feel like riding, come on out, I’ll be there. Sorry I was a few minutes late this time. It won’t happen again.
Come to think of it, getting up early on a Sunday morning, going for a quick 30 mile ride in the warm spring rains, then crawling back into bed for a few extra hours of sleep is not such a bad thing. Y’all be sure to come on out for the June 14th ride, OK?
Ride Report: April 17,18,19. THE SNAKE, overnight street bike ride.
Seven AM Saturday morning. I pulled into the Powersports East parking lot on my ‘rental unit’ FJR-1300. This is the model with the automatic clutch: you can shift with the foot lever or with the left finger paddle. There is no clutch handle at all. The five speed transmission has a clutch, but it is completely automatic. I rode it for the first time that morning, and I was looking forward to adjusting to the strange control layout and to experience clutchless paddle shifting. Here is what I found at the shop:
Bob and Robin, two up on their FJR-1300
Adrian on his FJR-1300
‘air bag’ Dave on his Gold Wing
Dave/2 on his BMW GS-1200
Brian on a Busa (Suzuki Hyabusa)
Eric on his Triumph triple
Rob on his Harley cruiser
Dean on his Honda Shadow
One rider even stopped by at departure time just to wish us well as he regrettably could not join us. That was very nice, actually.
So we were 9 bikes and 10 people, all decked out in warm weather gear and ready to boogey. This is a large group for such a long and intense ride, but all the riders seemed quite competent, and the ride description clearly stated “NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED’ along with other clear indications that this was to be an open ended adventure. In our riders’ meeting I made clear the ‘no-race’ policy, and carefully admonished everyone to travel at their own comfortable pace, using the supplied route sheet as backup: we planned to ride in a loose group, regrouping as needed from time to time.
We headed out in cool temperatures anticipating rapid warming and great weather for the weekend, with just a chance of rain towards Sunday. To make time, we took the standard highway route southwest towards Front Royal, Virginia, then made about 50 more highway miles on route 81 south. Riding the highways is not particularly interesting. You just sit there for mile after mile, the scenery is not usually all that great, and the stops for food and gas look the same everywhere. Also, you don’t really get to meet any locals, or experience the area’s culture: Route 70 in Maryland pretty much looks just like Route 70 in Illinois. The Burger King’s and big gas stations are depressingly similar. The highway is the highway. Its only purpose is to get you there as quickly as possible. That’s how I feel about it anyway. The riding experience becomes an exercise in rear end endurance. You don’t RIDE as much as you just sit there and wait for your destination. This can be mentally cleansing for a while, but I was glad to turn off the highway and take to the byways at Edinburg, VA.
The nature of the ride changed instantly, as the byways of Virginia began to unfold immediately. I had plotted the route well in advance and several of the riders even received copies of the route sheets before the ride. I planned to travel south through the most beautiful parts of Virginia on the smallest roads I could find. These scenic byways offer fabulous Appalachian scenery and challenging riding conditions which require serious concentration. It’s hard to get bored when the edge of the road plunges off the side of a mountain into mid air! We kept a healthy pace, each rider being responsible for his own navigation using the route sheets. We stopped to regroup occasionally, and of course, there were a few wrong turns, easily corrected. We stopped for lunch at around 2 o’clock at a tiny general store on the edge of the George Washington National Forest. While eating bread with ham and cheese and sardines, we chatted up the locals. One gray haired farmer told us how, while serving in the navy, he had delivered a miniature nuclear power plant to an American research facility in Antarctica during the mid 60’s. It’s funny what people will tell strangers. We asked for help locating an interesting small road called ‘access road’ on my map. This turned out to be an incredible graded dirt road that cuts across the high mountains through the forest: 15 miles of dust, potholes and narrow bridges. Lots of local folks were set up in campsites for the weekend, and we were never quite sure how long the dirt would last, or if it even went anywhere. Maybe this was the world’s nastiest, longest dead end?? Maybe we would be ambushed by rednecks?? Deliverance??
‘Air bag’ Dave on the Gold Wing was less than pleased. Dave on the GS1200 BMW, on the other hand, was in Dual Sport Nirvana. The rest of us, on sport bikes or 750 pound tourers, just tried to relax, ride smoothly, and guess what? We all made it to the end. The road eventually made it back to pavement, and we came out a bit west of the planned route, on Route 50. We traveled 10 miles east on this road to bring us back to the planned route, and those 10 miles were absolutely phenomenal, and must rate as some of the best asphalt on the planet. The road is smooth and wide, sometimes 4 lanes and it snaked up and down a big mountain. Best part: the turns were deeply banked, so you could ride pretty fast if you felt like it, but whatever speed you rode, the high banked ‘bowls’ were very thrilling.
At the end of the 10 mile stretch, 4 or 5 of us stopped to regroup, and when the other half of the group failed to show, I feared the worst. Finally, Eric on the Triumph came into view. Sure enough he reported that Dean on the Shadow had suffered a low speed crash. He was uninjured, but the bike was badly wedged under a guardrail. We doubled back and found Dean and his bike upright. He seemed OK: miraculously totally uninjured, but the bike did not fare so well. We spent some time straightening out the handlebars, engine guards and foot controls. The fuel tank was a mess: it had huge dent in both sides, and it looked awful. I would guess that it now held about a gallon less than before! Dean says he wasn’t going fast; he just lost his concentration and did not recognize the sharp turn in time. That could happen to anyone, especially after 8 hours of riding. Once he got onto the gravel he ran out of road and just binned it. Amazingly, he never thought of bailing out of the ride, though no one would have blamed him. He sucked it up; kicked things back into shape and kept on with the rest of us, all the way.
We got Dean going again and proceeded to the regroup point. Here, Dave on the Gold Wing and his partner Rob on the Harley split off. They had had enough of back roads and dirt roads, and the crash just put them way over the edge. They would complete the ride to The Snake, and return home Saturday night, keeping strictly to the highways. They covered 1140 miles in two days, including about 250 off highway miles. We enjoyed their company, but respected their decision to go their own way. We continued southwards, using secondary routes that were mostly twisty and narrow, allowing us views of the inside of Virginia. Other more open sections featured sweeping high speed curves following lush valleys between the high ridges; farm lands, and ‘a river runs through it’. Finally, just about dark, we made Blacksburg, looking for food and maybe shelter. We managed to find a great restaurant where we were seated and served quickly. We used someone’s GPS to look up motels and began calling. I guess there was a convention in town because every room was booked. I hate when that happens. Plan B: we made another 60 highway miles to Wytheville, our original destination, and landed in a clean motel that only cost $40 per night for two in a room. Quite the bargain! After our 16 hour, 550 mile day, we slept like the dead, dreaming about ‘The Snake’ our trip’s ultimate destination, which lay less than 100 miles to the south
Day 2, we gathered in the lobby at 9 and walked to a hearty breakfast. Our stomachs full, we then topped up our gas tanks and headed south on secondary roads, crossing a corner of North Carolina before picking up Route 421 just east of Mountain City, TN. We cruised down this fabulous road for about 45 miles, which included two mountain crossings with a huge man made lake in between. Known as ‘The Snake’ it is a Mecca for motorcyclists, and the excellent warm clear weather had them out in numbers. Everyone waved, and it was easy to strike up a conversation during rest stops. The road itself? I can’t really describe it except to say that it is lovely, challenging and so much fun that we were all giggling inside our helmets. I had to ask myself: “Why would anyone build a road with this many twists and turns?” It’s nuts! But it sure is fun to ride. After this most famous section, we continued to follow 421 for a while, hoping to loop up into Kentucky, but we were just too tired, and instead made a beeline to Bluefield before it got too late. We arrived at 6, having covered ‘just’ 300 miles.
Bluefield is really two cities: the twin cities of Bluefield, Virginia and Bluefield, West Virginia. We stopped for gas in VA and Dean noticed the rear tire on his Hyabusa was looking rather soft on the bottom. Better to notice at a gas stop than at 80 mph; I guess it was sort of lucky. I had some good tire plugs and Dave had everything you could ever need in the huge aluminum saddlebags of his BMW GS1200, including an electric air compressor. I looked over his shoulder and also saw a first aid kit, and a good assortment of tools. This is definitely a guy you want along on a long trip. With all “the right stuff” we had the tire re-inflated in about 10 minutes. Made it all the way home, too, no problem. Of course outside tubeless tire repairs are for emergencies only, and I know that Dean will pull the wheel for a proper inside tire repair, or better yet, a new rear tire, considering the performance potential of his Hyabusa, which he gladly demonstrated for us several times by jetting past at about mach III. That can be thrilling, I think my fingers left grip marks in the handlebars. So we decided to check out the motel strip in Bluefield, WVA.
There were several motels, mostly kind of scary! We pulled into one, looked at it from the outside and left real quick. There was a strip bar next door featuring a 420 pound grandmother. I swear. The Knight’s Inn looked nice and clean, and they had rooms for us, although we suspected the rate was a bit inflated. We turned Bob loose on them and he soon had them bargained down a bit. We checked in. After cool drinks, a hot shower and a bit of rest, attitudes had largely improved. A quick look around confirmed that the only available restaurant, outside of junk food, was an Indian Restaurant a few doors down, right next to the “Cowboy Up” Bar. The thing is, no one in the group had ever eaten Indian food before, except me, and I was no expert. I did know that it was good eating, though. I scoped out the restaurant, and it looked nice and clean, but there were very few customers. I optimistically attributed this to the newness of the establishment and the slow tourist season and booked a table for 8 to eat at 8.
As I joined the group outside the restaurant door, I could sense mutiny in the air! The good folks from Delaware were a little scared, and wanted alternative eateries to consider. As there were really none, the group begrudgingly made its way inside. I got the proprietor to come out of his kitchen and explain that there were no dead cats and that the spice factor could be tailored to taste. Then came the menus. It was funny. Everyone stared at their menu and blanked out. No one could understand a word. Finally we managed to figure things out a bit, and with some help from the waitress, we got our orders in. There was lots of food, and it was different. Tasty, too, and once people tried a few items carefully, their hunger took over and we ate our fill and then some. After savoring the good food and good company for as long as possible, we decided it was time and headed back to the motel to retire early. The weather showed chance of rain for Sunday and we needed to cover over 500 miles which would require an early start. We agreed to 6:30 AM-- wheels rolling—and turned in.
Before sacking out, Adrian and I met with several of the other riders to discuss return trip strategies. We considered several alternatives, but decided to head straight north through West Virginia on Route 219 for about 6 hours, which would take us clear on up to route 68 in Maryland. Turning east and driving on highways 68/70/695/95 for 5 more hours would hopefully get us home at a decent hour. This plan was intended to get us north away from the oncoming rain quickly, while allowing for fun travel on the byways of WVA. Route 219 was awesome. If Deal’s Gap is ‘The Dragon” and 421 is “The Snake”, then 219 must be “The Anaconda”. Its about 200 miles of fast sweepers, cutting right through the largest forest/park in the state. Unavoidably, it climbs up and down several mountains.
Since there are no route changes for so many miles, you can make a pretty good pace: there is little chance of getting lost. We spread out a little more than usual, but regroup every 50 miles. Today, we decide to get breakfast at the “Hundred Mile Café”: ride about 100 miles, look for food. This took us to a buffet breakfast at around 10. We just stayed ahead of the rain; every time we stopped, it would begin to drizzle. We finally reached the highway at 2, and after gassing up, hit the local Pizza Hut for our final group chow down. The bikes with greater range could make it home from here with no more gas stops, and several riders took off at a fast highway speed to get home really fast or maybe to get a very expensive speeding ticket?
The group basically split into several splinters from here, as people were anxious to get home, and traveled at various paces without stopping unnecessarily. There were the usual knots of traffic around Baltimore and such, but I made it home a little before 7. We covered just over 1400 miles in three days on every imaginable type of road through some of the prettiest country anywhere. The weather had been pleasantly warm for the most part, and we avoided the worst of the rain. We had one flat and one crash, and survived Indian Food in West Virginia. After an epic adventure like this, returning to ‘normal life’ on Monday always seems so anti-climactic. Oh well, perhaps we’ll do a long group ride again sometime. I heard a couple of the guys talking about Nova Scotia…..
REPORT: GEORGE WASHINGTON NATIONAL FOREST ATV/DIRT BIKE RIDE
SATURDAY, APRIL 11
I’ll admit that I was pleasantly surprised when I pulled into the parking lot at the dealership at 6:45 AM and saw 6 or 7 trucks lined up for the ride. This ride is about as far away as you can go for a 1 day event: it takes 31/2 hours + to get there.This necessitates the early departure which eliminates a lot of riders right off the bat. Adding in the heavy steady rainfall, I was sure that only a few of the very hardcore regulars would show up. Yet, here they were, anxious to get rolling. Lisa came with her 2 sons, all three of them riding motorcycles. The older boy on his KTM 250 would prove to be a very competent rider, way above average for a 14 year old! Lisa putted around on a Yamaha TT play bike, but hats off to her: what a mom, driving her kids all that way and riding her own bike no less! Bob showed up with the Razor SxS, passengered by his wife Robin, and he kindly agreed to carry my ATV, the new Honda TRX700. Doug from Chadds Ford made a welcomed surprise visit with his KTM 450, and I rode with him, so we all split gas and tolls to save money. One truck stayed behind to wait for his late friends, and these 3 from Harrington seemed to ride their sport quads very well, I hope we see more of them in the future. Of course, being a little senile, I don’t remember all the names, but I do remember Paul and his son Dave traveling with Jeff; we picked them up on the way down near Baltimore. Wayne and his 2 pals brought big utility type ATV’s and met us at the ride spot, I was in cell phone contact with them all the way, and with Kieth, who drove up from Salisbury to also meet at the end point. All in all there were something like 10 or 11 trucks and more or less 25 people riding; I never did get an exact count.
About the weather: everyone was counting on the forecast which predicted heavy rain all morning ending around noon, but as we got closer to Virginia, it looked like it would never end. Then, when we were about 20 miles from the end of the long drive, we spotted a distinct line of lighter colored clouds approaching from the southwest, and sure enough, by the time we had unloaded and suited up, the slow drizzle was just ending for the day. A quick stop in Edinburg let us all buy $5 day passes, and it is so worth it! The money from the passes is used to maintain and upgrade the trail system. This year I noticed about ¼ of the trails have been regroomed and were much less rocky. Also, there are signs posted at regular intervals showing a map of the trail system with a ‘you are here’ marker. This lets you figure where you are relative to the truck every now and then: definitely a good thing. What with the heavy morning rain, there was absolutely no dust, which can sometimes be a factor here. There was some mud, but not too bad, and not too many riders around. Rocks? Oh yes, there are lots of rocks. This trail system is at the top of the Blue Ridge, and without the rocks, there would be no Blue Ridge. This makes riding here brutal on the body and the equipment. There may be rockier terrain somewhere, but probably not on this planet.
We began riding at around 11:30. I lead the first loop through the ‘back side’; a maze of trails totaling about 20 miles. We did a short loop to sort things out then stopped by the trucks to pick up the late arrivals. The trails were in great shape: abundant traction and not too many puddles. The second loop was in the same direction but longer. I led again and was feeling frisky. I rediscovered that one can ‘override’ one’s equipment here. In other words, a decent rider can go fast enough to break his bike or ATV without crashing. Luckily, I just got a flat tire. We always carry plugs and Bob even had his shiny new electric pump on board the Razor, so we got it fixed up in ten minutes. I headed out again at a slightly slower pace and tried to remember to show respect for the sharp rocks all around. The unusually large group of ATVs, SxS, and 2 wheelers did a remarkable job of maintaining a respectable pace while staying in a group. Everyone remembered to wait for the next rider at each turn. Soon we had the faster guys at the front and those who wanted a more relaxed pace at the rear. Everyone rode safely at their own pace, and we covered all the trails at this end of the riding area before returning to the trucks for a late lunch break which ended at 3, when we suited up to attack the other side.
This consists of a 7 1/2 mile long unimproved jeep rode that goes up and down a mountain. Once you get to the end, you turn around and ride back. The only possible deviation is a mangled trail that goes up the side of the mountain, then parallels along a ridge before looping back to the jeep road. The 3 guys from Harrington did this loop and swore they would never do it again. It is so rocky that it’s challenging just to get through. The trail is littered with broken motorcycle parts and riders have been known to get to the end with hands blistered and bleeding. A real ‘hero’s loop’. I was looking forward to trying it, but never got the chance. I was leading the group, and riding as fast as I safely could when Kieth passed me on his Yamaha dirt bike. I followed him for a bit, and then notched it up beyond my maximum safe speed (just a little) to see if I could close back up on him. Soon, we both got tired…7 ½ miles in rocky terrain is tough for old farts like us… and I did get right onto his tail. Every time he hit a puddle (it had been raining, remember?) my goggles got more and more mud on them. My arms were so pumped up I had no feeling below the elbows. Did I slow down? No, I notched it up (just a little more) and re-passed. I blame it on the cold medicine….it makes me overly aggressive. Whatever, I came to a curve I think, it’s hard to be sure because I couldn’t really see very much, suddenly I was headed straight for a solid looking tree. I had the thumb lever jammed on at full throttle. Not that I could feel my thumb, but I remember hearing the motor racing. I also had the brakes all locked up. No, I did not slow down when I should have. I forgot the ‘no race’ policy and I paid the price. I slammed into the tree, taking the impact just left of center. Luckily, I was not thrown, although I bent the handlebars holding myself back. If I had hit the tree or the rocky ground, I would have certainly been injured. Maybe someone else would be writing this, who knows? The ATV was not so lucky. I bent the upper A- arm and the shock absorber, and broke the lower A-arm and front fender. An expensive lesson! Like I said, this place is rough on equipment.
In closing let me say that I would like to apologize for my misbehavior which sets a bad example. I have never trashed my machine like this in over 25 years of shop rides and I am embarrassed by the incident. I promise never to misbehave like this again. We talked about it a little at the awesome Chinese Buffet dinner in Charles Town. You know what? Every one agreed, even with the crash, it was a fabulous day of riding. By day’s end, the sun even came out and smiled down on us. We cruised home with full bellies, arriving back at Powersports East at 9:45. Next month: Hatfield! Until then, I’ll be in the garage doing very expensive repairs. Lesson learned.
Ride Report: Dirt bikes/ATV ride/Zerbe 03-27-09
A very interesting day in so many ways. Leading up to the ride, I had gotten many phone calls. People wanted to know where we planned to go, how to get there, can I go if I don’t meet you at the shop, can my 16 year old daughter ride on the back, what happens if it rains and on and on.
Don’t get me wrong; I don’t mind a bit if you call me at home, that’s why I put my phone number on the web site. Just for general info:
1) Rides are never cancelled. We meet at the listed time at the dealership regardless of weather. If you don’t like the forecast and don’t want to ride, then just stay home. I will be there, even in a tornado, snow storm or tsunami. If no one shows up I will go home and go back to sleep. If one other person shows up we will probably go as scheduled, but we are also free to discuss things and modify our plans any way we see fit. Any changes to the posted ride will occur at the dealership at the time of departure. In over 20 years, I have never cancelled a ride in advance. The one or two times I have cancelled from the dealership on the morning of the ride, the forecast turned out to be wrong, and I regretted not going.
2) If you don’t want to meet us at the dealership and ride to the ride site together, fine. Myself, I come to Delaware from PA, then often go right past my house again on the way to riding. I would rather save on the mileage, but that is the price of social networking. A small sacrifice to be part of a group that drives to the ride site and rides together. Incidentally, we also eat dinner together which the dealership pays for. Riders who make their own way to the ride site, often after calling me for directions, then ride on their own all day are wonderful as far as I am concerned. Please keep in mind though that the idea of us paying for dinner is to promote a group spirit. Consider being part of our group.
3) I am often asked why we pay for dinner. Well, it’s a way to say thanks to our customers: to give a little bit back. Plus, if we get our customers out there riding, we hope to sell additional parts and new and used machines. In over 20 years, Powersports East has bought dinner more than 350 times for our off road riders, usually groups of 10 or more, sometime 30 or 40. Do the math, it’s over 7,000 dinners! And very rarely do we eat at McDonald’s, and sometimes, it’s a steak banquet. In return, while we do not expect to sell every ATV or dirt bike that gets sold, we would appreciate it if you tried to do business with our dealership. We are not perfect, just a small business trying to do a good job, owned and operated by regular local folks just like you.
4) If you ask me if you need to wear a helmet or if you need a muffler, or if you can ride two up on an ‘operator only’ ATV or if your 6 year old can ride with us on his Predator 500, well what do you expect me, as a representative of the dealership, to say? You know what is OK and what is not as well as I do. I will neither give you permission nor forbid you to act irresponsibly. I would expect that as members of a group of riders visiting areas that are a good distance from home, that we would all behave like guests. How would you like an unmuffled CR250 race bike blasting up and down a dirt path 50 yards from your television room all weekend long? Riding in a group of responsible off road riders places certain behavioral restrictions on each individual, but it also brings advantages to each individual. You can choose to be responsible, or to ride alone. Or maybe, choosing to be irresponsible is choosing not to ride at all. Take this past Saturday’s ride…….
We met at the dealership as scheduled. There were about 7 trucks in the parking lot when I got there. The forecast was for rain in the morning, which we got, then partly cloudy all day until more rain at night. Somewhat ‘iffy’ to say the least. I had printed up about 20 route sheets anticipating a very large turnout after the number of calls that came in all week long. Only the damp weather kept the numbers down. There were 4 or 5 dirt bikes, and a good representation of the various models and types of ATVs. One female rider, and 4 or 5 kids, a couple of teens, and people of every age shape and size right up to several of us old timers. We old timers have been riding at and enjoying “Zerbe” for decades. Like most of our spots, we visit once or twice a year at the most so as to spread the impact of our presence. Development has pushed us further and further north over the years, and on the way up, we were talking about the ‘good old days’ when 50 riders could meet at the dealership and ride along the edge of Mr Steel’s farm field to the RR tracks, then head west to Greggo and on to the canal and the ‘secret trails of Bear, DE’. Well, Mr Steel is gone now and his field is being developed into another supermarket/mall. The old Greggo pit is a residential development these days, riding alomg the canal will get you fined or in jail, and the secret trails of Bear, DE are no longer secret, they are someone’s back yard: such is progress.
“One of these days” we were saying in the truck heading north for Zerbe, “this place is gonna be shut down.” We’ve seen it happen at Tower City, Paragon, Traxx, Whiteford, MD and others. Yet we are still riding. Someday, we’ll all have to get street legal dual sport bikes to be able to get off road at all.
Anyway, turns out that today was ‘one of these days’! Just before our half way point gas stop I got a phone call from some riders. Nothing unusual there, these days people don’t want to bother coming to the dealership in the morning so I always get a half dozen calls from people trying to meet up with the group ‘on the fly’ or at the ride site. Usually, I hardly know the people I am speaking with. Sometimes I just wish they would come to the shop and be part of the group, it’s quite confusing trying to bring everyone together while driving at 65 mph in different directions. The call was from some regulars who had been to Zerbe several times before. This group of three or four had gotten there quite early, I guess they just wanted to do a little extra riding.
Anyway, they reported that a security guard was present at the usual parking area, and the place was shut down unless you had a recreational permit from the land owner: one of the large coal companies. The permit system is very reasonable, it just had never been enforced at this spot in the past. While I have no problem with the idea of paying for a permit to ride, the fact that permits are only sold on weekdays created a situation for the group of 15 that I was leading towards a now off limits ride site.
At our gas stop, I called a quick rider’s meeting and went over our options. We could just go home, or head for another spot to ride. After 5 minutes of discussion, we decided to head for an alternate site about 40 miles northeast of Zerbe. Lets call it Hazelton. Richard’s parents lived near this area and he knew it well, so he was appointed road captain and trail boss for the day. I have to tell you that while things were looking grim for a while, everything turned out great. The ride site proved to be very enjoyable. There were huge hill climbs, open areas and technical trails, as well as some truly outstanding lookouts with great views of the valley. We didn’t get to ride until 12:45 due to the detour on the way up, but we rode until 5 and (except for Adrian who was in a grumpy mood) everyone had a blast. It was much better than expected. Thank-you Richard….you bailed me out dude.
I promised Richard not to give up the location of this semi-secret, semi-legal, free ride spot, so please don’t ask for directions. If you want to check it out, then join us in a year or so when we return there. It is only 2 hours and 15 minutes from the shop. Meanwhile, a couple of us old-timers are heading up to Pottsville later this week to buy permits for Zerbe and St. Clair. I will tell you how that went next report. After loading up, we headed over to a local eatery where the kitchen managed to feed 17 of us in record time. By the way, there were 41 riders counted all told. Many headed out directly and did not come to dinner. They missed a real treat, and lots of fun.
One new rider that I met was Andrew of AJ Landscaping in MD. Here is a twenty year old young man who has started his own business and is doing quite well, as evidenced by his nice pick up truck and trailer and ATV. What a great country we live in, where someone who is willing to work hard can enjoy that sort of success, even when times are tough. Hats off to you Andrew…I predict that you will go far!
I also got to say hello to several teenagers who have been riding with us several times. It’s such fun top see them growing up; it’s almost impossible to recognize them from one ride to the next.
I had a friend visiting from Chile named Acko. He rode my TRX700 very well indeed, showing us how they do it south of the equator. If you might have an interest in this machine, just ask for a demo ride. It’s very polished, easy to ride and totally reliable, as only a Honda can be, and will eventually be sold with full factory warranty at a huge discount. Acko also took some photos that I will try to post here for you to check out. I rode a used Polaris Predator 500. It was much better than I expected! The suspension was fantastic: three FOX shox really get it done. The steering was light and responsive too. But the best part was the motor: tons of torque right off the bottom and impossible to bog down. A pretty decent hit at high rpm too. I liked everything about it, and plan to fix it up in the weeks to come, so that when it goes back up for resale, everything should be perfect.
So it was an interesting ride. Optimism ruled the day: one ride site shut down, but another opened up. The rain that was predicted never came: instead we had a reasonably sized group and warm sunshine. In two weeks we go to George Washington National Forest. If you have never been, try it. It may be rocky, but it’s also lots of fun. This may be your last opportunity to sample the Blue Ridge by dirt bike or ATV since Congress has just passed a new law limiting off road vehicles in national parks including this one. President Obama may not sign it, but if he does, this will probably be our last trip to Virginia. Memorial Day weekend we head for West Virginia, where the locals enthusiastically welcome us riders, and groom over 600 miles of amazing tails for our use. Nearly Heaven!
Ride Report: Del-Mar Border Run; March 22, 2009
Spring fever baby. That’s the only explanation I can offer for the amazing turn out last Sunday. After a long, cold winter, our ride date finally came into sync with a fine sunny day. Was it warm? Eventually, but the thermometer only read 28 when I left home at 8:30 . That did not prevent riders with cabin fever from coming out.
Waiting for me at the shop was a large group, and bikes just kept coming in, even as we were pulling out at 10 past 9. There were sport bikes of all types: Busas, Kawasakis, Beemers, an exotic KTM and an even more exotic MV Augusta. There were cruisers galore, from 500 cc to 1800 cc, Hondas, Suzukis, Harleys,…you name it. Ted showed up with his clean ST1300 sporting a brand new Hannigan sidecar. It was gorgeous. There were three or four women riding, and a cute couple on his and hers V-Max’s: a 2005 and one of the brand new very radical very large very fast 2009 models. (see their photo under "fun photos" on the website.) Gold Wings? Of course. I came with Acko who rode as a passenger on the Powersports East demo STAR 950 touring cruiser, and my friend Todd rode a 1973 Yamaha TX750. How many? We counted 41 bikes, and they were still pulling in as we left.
I dogged it big time once I got up onto route 1 south, because the left turn signal from route 40 only lets 3 or 4 vehicles through before it goes red again; it’s plain ridiculous.
I then stopped at the exit ramp for route 9 to let almost everyone regroup, and we headed down 9 south. As usual, a couple of guys had shown up at the last minute with no gas in the tank, and to let them catch up, I pulled into the parking lot at Augustine Beach for 2 minutes. Finally Todd, my tail end guy showed up and it was “off to the races”. I twisted the V-twin’s tail as hard as I could, and over then next 20 miles, I managed to catch most of the riders and get near the front at least. I guess I was ‘leading’ the group from the middle, but it worked out fine because before we left I was sure to explain to everyone that they could ride at their own pace and rely on the 15 route sheets that I had spread around the group. Everyone rode really well, and I don’t think anyone felt too rushed or afraid they would be left behind. Hopefully no one felt things were moving too slowly…it certainly didn’t seem that way to me. From the comments I got, a fine time was had all around, and every rider felt comfortable to ride at his or her own pace, often in smaller ‘sub-groups’. For sure route nine is a real treat: no traffic at all, lots of interesting curvy bits, and even some scenery. Why would anyone ever ride down the highway? It’s no quicker, and three times as boring.
We stopped for 15 minutes at the Dover Air Base. I was hoping for the huge cargo jets to fly low and overhead, but this didn’t happen until a little later. A short hop over to the diner in Magnolia, and we ate like kings. The tiny café did an excellent job of seating and feeding the large group (about 43 riders and passengers) and Powersports East picked up the tab. Some one asked me why we do that. I told them it’s because I’m such a jerk that no-one will ride with me otherwise. Also, the owners think it’s a nice way to say thanks for your business, and if it gets people out riding, maybe we will sell more parts and service, not to mention new and used bikes. Do you know of any other dealer that buys lunch or dinner for as many people as will come out and ride, twenty-four times a year?
We left the diner just past noon, and again, some people found themselves low on gasoline so it took a few miles of slow riding to regroup. We rode west to the Maryland border, then turned north and began to zigzag, the idea being to cross the state line as many times as possible. This took us through some real pretty farm country and on some cool back roads. I lost count after the 13th border crossing. We actually stopped following the route sheets towards the end, and used the bright sun which, in a cloudless sky, provided an excellent directional reference point. We stopped for a very short break and regroup every 25 miles or so, and actually, surprisingly, managed to stay in one (loose) group all the way back to route 301.
Here we pulled into a WAWA to officially end the ride at 3 o’clock. Most of the riders didn’t want the day to end, and hung around the parking lot admiring one another’s bikes for a while. The “V-Max lady” took some pictures which I hope she emails to us so we can post them with this report. Several riders headed out in small groups to enjoy more riding as the temps hit up into the 50’s. By the time I returned to the shop and then to Kennett Square, it was cooling down noticeably, but man, did that feel good!
Next month we do a ride designed to scratch your itch to ride. Check it out on the EVENTS Calendar, and if you’re interested, give me a call…………..WHY NOT?
Ride Report: Sunday February 22: Pocomoke, MD dirt bike/ATV Ride
It was a cold and rainy looking kind of day, and it was February. Prospects for a good turn out were nil. I was still at home at 7:15 AM, getting ready to head out for the 8:30 departure from the dealership when my cell phone rang. It was Bob. He already had his Razor side by side loaded and his wife took one look at the weather and cancelled. Bob wanted me to leave my fully prepared ATV behind and ride with him in the Polaris Razor.
I would have told Bob to jump in a lake but then I thought: “What if he doesn’t show up….then I may not get to go at all.” So, after a bit of consideration, I agreed to ride in the side by side….we would take turns driving.
As it turned out, we were not alone. John came with his 2 boys and 3 ATVs. Keith, who lives down by Salisbury was meeting us there with his Yamaha dirt bike and 15 trail permits. Oliver and his son were already on the way with his Kawasaki Mule. So that was it: one dirt bike, 2 SxS’s and 3 ATV’s…..an unusual assortment of machines. February rides are like that: you never know who or what might show up. That is if ANYONE shows up at all.
We got together at Shad’s Landing at 11:00, got suited and squared away on permits and stickers, and began riding just after noon time. This riding area features sandy roadways that are perfect for kids, and they all had a blast. There were some pretty whooped out sections; rough on the tail bone when sitting in a hard charging Razor. As usual, there were also quite a few big puddles, some much deeper than they looked. The giveaway is when you see ATV’s being off loaded in the parking area that have tall snorkels for air inlet and exhaust. Some guys just love the deep water and mud, and they definitely love Pocomoke.
Oliver managed to get his Mule seriously stuck several times. Once, 2 utility ATV’s, each with a winch, had to team up to pull him out. The rest of us managed to keep moving, and soon covered the available trails 2 times. Some of the narrow trails between the sandy lanes were very technical. As we got wetter we got colder, especially since it continued to rain most of the day. By 4 o’clock the sun came out, but the temperature had dropped 10 degrees, and we had pretty much had enough.
We were cold and tired, but very glad to have gotten out into the woods for a couple of hours to break out of the winter-cabin-fever mind set. A short drive to Watermans Restaurant soon had us chowing down on steak and lobster which went a long way towards soothing any remaining discomfort. As usual, Powersports East picked up the tab.
If you missed this one, it’s OK…we understand. It’s really OK because with a larger group, we might have had to settle for McDonalds. Next month it will be much warmer, and we’re heading for Zerbe…one of the favorites. Check out the upcoming rides elsewhere on this website and DON’T MISS IT!
RIDE REPORT: THERMOMETER RUN OF 02/07/09
That felt soooo good! A warm day, hooray, spring must be near, regardless of what Puxatawney Phil says. As riders began to gather at the Powersports East parking lot on Sunday morning, anticipating our 11:30 ride, we called a little riders’ meeting to figure out where we’d be going.
The first toss of the coin determined that it would be either north or south, as opposed to east/west. The second toss came up heads again, and thus was our northerly heading chosen.
Next we had a young, obviously computer literate rider use the shop HOT SPOT to interface with the internet via his hand held blue-tooth device. I suppose we could have just looked at a thermometer, but where’s the fun I that? More technology is better, right?
In any case, we agreed that the current temperature was 64 degrees. This in spite of a forecasted high of only 59! And so it was that 25 bikes headed out for a 64 mile jaunt to the north. Of course, there were still latecomers pulling into the lot as we left, and some riders reckoned there were 28 bikes of all sorts.
There was a least one Gold Wing, there were twin Honda Shadows, a BMW sport bike, a BMW twin ready to ride The Long Way Around, a really LOUD! Buell, a CB400F from the seventies, and a Benelli 650 Tornado (what’s that you say). There was a V-Rod and several conventional Harleys, a CX500 Turbo, a Kawasaki Vulcan 500, a gorgeous custom painted Honda Super Hawk and a pack of late model sport bikes. There was also a brand new KTM RC8.
The riders were every bit as varied and colorful as the bikes, and at the meeting prior to our departure, it was emphasized that every rider had to be responsible to show the following rider each and every turn.
So to the north we headed, and I tried to set a pace that would let the riders behind me sort themselves out and ride at their own most comfortable speed, hoping that no one would forget to show the following rider where to go, since I did not have a precise idea of where I would be heading.
Everything was working well as we headed up route 13 to 141 then onto route 100 in PA. Here, the road conditions worstened a bit, as there was melt water on the roads, along with salt and gravel. Not pretty. The rider on the one day old KTM turned back here. Understandably reluctant to get his shiney expensive new toy too dirty. As we switched onto 846 north, several Harleys and friends stopped at the bridge over the Brandywine to confer. When the tail end rider tried to help them regroup, they opted to head back as well. One or two riders had warned me they would leave the group early for various reasons, and they did. Mike knocked his Gold Wing into reverse by accident, and by the time he got it sorted, the group was gone, so he headed home early as well.
The rest of us, numbering twenty, continued north from Unionville on route 82 in two groups about 15 minutes apart. We greatly enjoyed the warm weather as we negotiated the curves on route 82 north of Coatesville, and followed that route until it ended, then just maintained a northerly heading until intersecting route 10 about 10 miles south of Reading. The weather was just delicious, and just as the trip meter hit 64 miles, we came to a fuel stop, and stopped to fill up. Basically just across the street was an empty pizza parlor which we filled to capacity, and enjoyed pizza and sandwiches galore, courtesy of Powersports East.
After food and warmth (it had gotten a bit cooler up north) we turned south and followed scenic, clear, wide open route 10 all the way through Oxford and on into Delaware, with everyone traveling at their own pace. Amazingly, one young hot blooded rider had made the entire 130 mile trip in shirt sleeves. I guess that proves that SPRING HAS SPRUNG!
Ride Report: Dirt Ride 12-14-08…The Lost Trails of PA
I had never been to this particular ride spot, although I had ridden in the area several times. It is very near to the Pohopoco state trail system, where we ride every 18 months or so. Also, Traxx was in this same neighborhood, although it was turned into vacation housing a few years back. It’s close to the Pocono Speedway. I thought things turned out well, and I look forward to going back when the weather is a bit kinder and gentler.
It was a cold morning, but predicted to warm into the 40’s. Of course that’s in Delaware; in the Poconos maybe only into the 30’s. At the shop, I met with Bob and Robin who would be piloting a Razor side by side and their neighbor, with us for the first time: Shawn, riding a TRX250R. Yup, a 2 stroke. They don’t build ‘em like that anymore. Lightweight and powerful, the 300cc big bore kit gives it even more poop, but does little to broaden a power band as narrow as a razor blade. Shawn is a big guy, and handled the thing like a pro.
Also along were two guys who I have seen before, and hope to see again, although I have not yet learned their names. I’m slow that way. They have a beautiful enclosed trailer containing a Yamaha and a Can Am ATV, and they know how to ride! Already enroute and in touch by cell phone was Adrian, with his Kodiak, complete with a very useful winch, and also Oliver with his son Aaron who rode in another SxS: a Kawasaki Mule.
There was one other rider, Jon who, hard to believe but it’s true, rode his Yamaha 450 2 wheeler. Jon lives north of Philly and met us at the parking area.
It took 2 hours and 15 minutes to arrive and 15 minutes to register and pay. There is a $35 day use fee, and you must have a conspicuity flag (2 wheelers excepted) which costs $12. I tried to save by bringing my own flag, but I saved less than planned because they would not accept my orange flag. It has to be their black flag with logo, it’s how they can tell who has paid. They allowed me to use my flag pole, so I just bought the pennant for $4.00. They recommend insurance, but do not actually require it, I learned. State registration is also not required.
The riding was decent, and the conditions were interesting, sort of a wintry mix. It started out below freezing and we rode out on sheets of glare ice. Many of the trees were coated by recent ice storms and were weighted down, obscuring the trail in spots. As the day advanced, the sun came out, the temperature rose and the ice turned to slick mud. It was kind of sloppy; I’m still cleaning my riding gear.
The place is laid out along a 7 mile long power line type dirt road, which carries 2 way traffic. There are one way trails leading off both sides of this trunk route, and every trail returns to the trunk. So you can ride down the connector and sample various trails that are marked for degree of difficulty. They even give you a map, although it’s not really needed; you’d never get lost. The one way trails are not excessively rocky, and some are fairly challenging. They are all only a few miles at most, and the entire system is about 60 miles of trails which can be covered in a medium length day. We covered most of it.
Some of the trails that were marked expert only were not passable on the Mule, although the Razor did quite well, even managing to squeeze between some pretty narrow sections. Jon on the 2 wheeler is an excellent rider, and a real hard core guy. He was looking for mud which gave better traction than the ice. He fell once or twice, needed winching once, and eventually broke a clutch handle, which really didn’t even slow him down. We called the long loop a bit short to return to the trucks at around 4 so he could install a new handle, then we finished in the play pit adjacent to the parking area. This spot was perfect for a cold short winter day, we really didn’t need much more than 4 ½ hours of riding. It felt very good to be outside and on an ATV; I rode the TRX700. It is some machine! It’s for sale as a demo with a full factory warranty at a very reduced price. I’ve only had it out 3 times.
We reloaded and trucked over to the blue route where the only choice for supper was Arby’s., not necessarily everyone’s favorite. Fast food or not, Powersports East picked up the tab, and we got a private room in the back to sit in and tell stories (*or maybe lies) about how fast we were. Great Fun.
Next month we bus to NYC for the big International Motorcycle Show on the 18th. A handful of people have already signed up, so see the posting on the January 2009 events calendar for details.
Ride Report: Street Ride December 7 (*BRRRR)
I never thought anyone would show up for this one. I figured I would haul my carcass outta bed and make the short ride to the shop, hang around for ten minutes, then run back home and go back to sleep or whatever.
But there were a couple of guys even crazier than me. Michael on his Vulcan 500 and Paul on his Vulcan 1600 were there, ready to ride. On the sidecar rig, I have no worries about ice patches, and there is a small windscreen and “the plug”: a Widder Electric vest.
Paul has electric gloves to compliment his vest, but no windshield. He tried one but could not tolerate the buffeting. We discussed changing the height or angle of attack of the shield to move the airstream up and over the top of his helmet. We departed at 11:15 with the temperature at just below freezing. I don’t think it ever got above 34 degrees all day. We headed over the DMB and through Salem to pick up a fun back roads route to Millville.
Michael has no vest, no shield, and no fancy winter riding gear like Paul and I. This guy is just plain tough. He had no overpants, no super heavy gloves, no super heavy special winter riding coat. Honestly, I just don’t know how he survived. When we stopped for coffee after 45 miles in Bridgeton, I gave him an easy opportunity for turning back, and told him we would all be OK with calling the ride short, but he declined.
While I may have been a little slow to get in gear in the morning, by the time we were really rolling, I was glad to be on the roll. A brisk ride can do wonders for cabin fever. We made it to Wheaton Arts and Cultural Center just in time for the most amazing demonstration of glass blowing that I have seen. Powersports East covered the $10 admission fee, and the viewing area was wonderfully warm because of the 2,00 degree furnace that was running at full tilt. A team of 8 or ten artisans made a fifty pound 4 foot diameter glass ornament. It was really incredible to see them all working together on the huge blob of molten glass. Every move was carefully choreographed.
We had lunch next door, left at 3 and by a different route made it back to the shop at 4:30. At least I did. I think the cold may have finally affected Michael’s brain, or maybe it was because I hesitated then made a sudden move for the correct ramp. He was last seen heading north on 295 while we ramped off for the DMB to return home. Considering how tough the guy is, I’m pretty sure he made it home all right.
I can honestly say that with thermal underwear, good quality winter riding gear, gloves and warm boots, plus the electric vest, I was not even a little cold over 150 miles at 29-34 degrees. At times I had to shut off the vest to keep from overheating! If you have not tried electric gear and you get cold sometimes, you really should try it out. They have the stuff in stock at the shop, and I’m sure they could hook you up for a no obligation test run.
Either way, you have no excuse for not coming in January. We’re going to NYC for the International Motorcycle Show by van or bus, Call in your reservation today!
Ride Report – November 23, 2008
COLD!!!
That pretty much sums up my ride yesterday.
180 miles round trip through snowy Amish countryside.
Ahhh, how I do love the smell of Amish “Buggy exhaust” in the morning! J
I left the house around 9:30 Sunday morning, anticipating I’d juuuuust make it to Powersports East before they departed. I was (I thought) pretty well bundled up with: 2 pairs of socks under my riding boots, long underwear on top & bottom, long T-Shirt, a Chamois shirt, insulated leather riding jacket, “Turtle Fuzz” neck warmer, winter gauntlet gloves, and a full face helmet. I think the temperature was just above freezing when I left the house, and the sun was already shining down from above.
I arrived to find I was the fifth person there, including Joel, who works for Powersports. Shortly before departure, 6 more people showed. It had probably warmed up a couple degrees since I left the house, so I was thinking “this might not be so bad”. The bikes were everything from full dress, to BMW sport tourer, crotch rockets, Harley’s, and well you get the idea, everything (*and a surprise!).
Joel took the lead because he (sorta) knew where we were going. He was on what looked to be an *early 90’s era racing sidecar bike. I’m glad I held my tongue when I was tempted to approach him before departure to say something like “you WORK here and THIS was the best they could give you to ride today?” I soon found out that he could take ANY corner at ANY speed on that thing. And, oh boy, was it capable of some speed!
As part of our trip instructions Joel stated that the ride up would be via a scenic route (it’s a pleasure ride, not looking for the shortest distance), and the ride back would be via more direct roads to get us back to our warm & comfy homes as quickly as possible.
Before we left Joel had said we’d be “taking it easy” on this ride. I breathed a sigh of relief because my 750 was the smallest bike there, and, aside from an 07 Goldwing, I figured I’d be playing catch up in the twisties and dead last in the pack the whole day. The rest of the crew audibly groaned at Joel’s decree, and asked “HOW easy?” To which he replied that he just wanted to keep the group together. Well, apparently that just meant that you had to check your mirrors for the guy behind you at each turn. If he wasn’t there, wait for him until he sees where you’re going, and then catch up with the group. It sounded simple enough.
We departed just before 10:30 and headed north up RT 141. There was some ice on the shoulders, but the roads were basically clear aside from the normal Delaware roadway detritus and copious amounts of leftover road salt. Then on to 41 North and, lemme tell ya; the mushroom farms are just as fragrant in the winter as the summer! Once we passed the steaming heaps of mushroom fertilizer and got North of Kennett Square, we took a variety of roads that eventually landed us on Rt. 82 North. RT 10, RT222… I won’t bore you with every street name & route number, other than to say, we covered some serious ground.
We were on mountain ridges with fields covered in 4 inches of snow on both sides of us. We went up steep inclined and had to negotiate passes with slow moving tractor trailers. It was in this stretch that I was able to observe what I felt was the second most impressive bike (next to the sidecar) in the group. Believe it or not, it was the Goldwing. Or rather, the Pilot of the Goldwing. “Winston” (he did smoke a lot, so I don’t know if it was a nickname) was capable of throwing the bike around like it was a 500cc crotch rocket. He seemed to instinctively know where the floorboards were at all times, because he managed to keep them about ½” above the road in some high speed turns. I credit the driver (or his lunacy) for this prowess, as the bike appeared stock. It was just amazing, if not a bit disconcerting…
We saw all the normal livestock in addition to Alpacas right up next to the road! At one point we passed “The Shady Maple” which is a HUGE Amish run buffet. It has a very good reputation. Unfortunately, they are closed on Sunday so the Amish can attend church, so not hot beverage to be had there. About 45 minutes past that we were at the Reading Public Museum.
Did I mention Joel “sorta” knew where we were going? We took an, ahem!, shortcut through a downtown area that was both interestingly historic, and monumentally depressing. Anyone who doesn’t think things are tuff right now should have seen the line for the soup kitchen/mission. People from all walks of life lined up around the block. It was surreal; like something you see in a movie, but the people were looking back at us with tired, hollow, and emotionless expressions as we lumbered by as though we were from outer space. We found our way back to the correct route and the museum road a short time later.
The museum entrance fee was graciously paid for by Powersports East, and even if it hadn’t been, it was a bargain at $8.00/person. When we walked in the door a commissioned copy of the “Captain America” bike that Fonda rode in Easy Rider was on display in the lobby. It was exact in almost every detail. They had plenty of hanger & shelf space for all our gear, and welcomed us in a warm way that you wouldn’t expect is the normal attitude toward a group of motorcyclists at a museum. However, the median age of our group may have been disarming. I could have quite possibly been the youngest in the group. As a matter of fact, I was pretty amazed that there weren’t any of the younger “No Fear”, “Ride fast or die trying” crotch rocket guys. I guess it’s warmer at home playing Xbox. Oh, a replica of Dennis Hoppers bike from the same movie was waiting for us on the second floor.
The motorcycles on display were intermixed with the museums regular items throughout its 3 floors. This was nice in that you weren’t saturated with all the bikes in one area, done in a flash, and left with a “now what?” feeling. This also afforded the opportunity to view some of the other displays, that were really quite interesting. I was particularly taken with a display of the most intricate, and meticulously crafted mid evil armor I’ve ever seen. I can’t believe the night was still alive by the time the armor was crafted for him. They were truly works of art. No wonder they called those blacksmiths ART isans.
The bikes? Ah yes, the bikes. There were mandatory old Indians, & Harleys. A Whizzer powered bicycle (and you thought mopeds were invented in the 70’s?!). There were a couple art deco and theme choppers that probably never had gas in the tank let alone ever rolled down a road. There was a hilarious concept chopper that looked like a cartoon come to life. No kidding, this thing had an 8 foot tall sissy bar and backrest. The passenger seating position was about 2 feet higher than the drivers, and oh, it was about 4 inches wide. Lori would have smacked me for even suggesting she ride up there! J There were a couple of bikes that had been produced a motorcycle works right there in reading. It’s amazing how many American motorcycle manufacturers there used to be. There were some modern bikes too: BMW’s, Japanese, some racing bikes, but alas, no Honda Rune as I’d hoped. It’s a very rare Honda that is large and artfully designed for a production bike, it’s not to everyone’s taste but to see it is to appreciate it. They did, however, have one of the new Victory tour bikes that I just love. It’s a WILD looking (sport?) touring bike that also has to be seen to be believed. I guess the best analogy is if you took an old Honda Pacific Coast and modernized it with a bit of angular art deco. Confused? Yea, like I said, you’ve got to see it…
Our next stop was supposed to be the Reading Pagoda. However, between the fact that none of us had eaten anything since breakfast and were getting cranky (again, it was a group of guys) and the fact that a local told us the Pagoda was currently enveloped in scaffolding for renovations, we decided to forgo the sightseeing for another trip, and headed off to the Reading West Diner. Good food good prices. Here we got a chance to kick back and talk to one another. There did not seem to be the normal cliques that I’ve noticed when in other groups, and everyone randomly sat and talked among one another. Lots of good camaraderie, talk of bikes, & life, but little BS. It was truly relaxing for me and I think the others felt so too.
After our meal we decided to simply head back home, and I took RT 10 all the way in to RT41. I only had one scare the whole day when an old woman pulled out of a grocery store (in one of those dreaded mini vans of discontent, and I had to brake hard to allow her to finish her left. She signaled with a finger or two that she appreciated my attentiveness, and as she was in a small bus and I on my little bike, I let her pass without returning the salute.
The rest of the ride back was fairly uneventful with the exception of some now frozen runoff on the edges of the road. The only LIVE animal I had to deal with on the road all day (besides horses pulling buggies) was a beautiful tiny fawn deer that was already on the shoulder and entering the brush line by the time I got to it. The temperature got progressively colder as I rode home into Newark, and I now know why they make glove liners for winter gloves. My fingers felt like Walt Disney’s head! The few areas where the cold got in felt like a frozen knife, and I’ve come to realize that chaps probably serve a real purpose as my long johns and jeans were no match for the wind chill.
As I pulled into my driveway I glanced down at the odometer to see that I’d gone 180 miles. I was glad to be home, and to soon be in it’s warm confines, but as cliché as it sounds, my heart and mind were already warm.
I’ll follow that up with a neat saying I’ve seen on motorcycle stuff: “You’ll never see a motorcycle outside a therapists office”. Amen brother, amen.
Ride safe,
Kent
Ride Report: Hatfield-McCoy November 6-9 2008
Due to popular demand, we extended our excursion to West Virginia to 4 days, this time, allowing 2 travel days, down and back, plus 2 full days of riding, with an option for a third half day of riding. Turnout was very good, with 4 motorcycles and 9 ATV’s. Several people brought 2 ATV’s if they had them, or one motorcycle and one ATV, so they were covered in case of a mechanical problem, or so they could ride a fresh machine on day two. There were also those who cancelled because of unfavorable weather reports. My experience tells me that this is never a good idea; every cancelled ride has been a cause for regret. Here is the 100% accurate weather report, given after the weekend is over: the ride down Thursday was uneventful weather wise, I don’t remember what the weather was like. Friday morning the sky was free of clouds, and the temperature came up to 75: a perfect spring like day. We rode in jerseys, the only complaint was a bit of excess dust due to dryness. Friday afternoon, some clouds began to roll in, and on the way back to the motel we experienced a few drops of rain. Friday night there were a few moderate rain showers. Saturday, as we left the motel for the riding area, the last of the clouds blew off and we had bright sunlight again, this time with temps in the mid 50’s. Once on the trail, there was zero dust and some puddles, which put some riders into their rain gear, while the rest wore light jackets. The ride home Sunday was likewise cool and sunny. A better weekend weather-wise would be difficult to imagine.
The first day we rode at Bear Wallow, just 15 minutes from the motel. We broke into several small, manageable groups, based on type of machine and rider experience. The guys on dirt bikes headed for the single track trails, while the rest of us headed in an entirely different direction. We got an early start and this first loop began just past 9 AM. All groups re-converged at the parking area between 11:30 and 12, except for Doug and Bill who were having too much fun. We followed the day’s plan by heading in a new direction taking us about 25 miles into the town of Logan. On the way, we came to gnarly rocky uphill section with new signs: “No side by sides…very experienced riders only…no 2 wheel drive ATVs”. This is a trail we had negotiated successfully in the past, and that bit about no 2 wheel drive ATVs made my attempting it a sure thing. Several of us made it, with a bit of difficulty, a few tried and failed, several declined to try. So, we broke into several smaller groups at this point and hooked back up in the town of Logan, where we got gas and lunch. After working our way back to the trucks on trails of varying levels of difficulty, we had covered a minimum of 45 miles, some riders as much as 60. A nice soak in the motel’s hot tub, followed by dinner nearby and some socializing put us in proper spirit, and we vowed to again depart for the trails at 8 AM.
Day two, and the clouds blew off like magic just as we departed at 8:15, heading for Rock House, about 30 minutes away, and one of the most extensive of the 6 trail systems in the area. Again, the large group of ATV’s was splintered into smaller groups almost immediately, as we followed the general plan of the day, which had us in Gilbert for lunch. This day, Saturday, was even bigger than the previous day, with people covering as much as 70 or 80 miles. The smaller groups allowed everyone to ride at their own pace, and they loved it! Several people commented that it was best riding day of their lives. Our little group of 4 was not so fortunate.
While traveling on an easy trail, actually a dirt road, one ATV rider flew over a rise and held the throttle wide open down the other side, which looked like a smooth, wide graded dirt road. It was, except for the water cut: a small trench cut across the roadway at a 45 degree angle to channel water to one side. I don’t think the rider saw or allowed for the cut in the road, and it launched him and his machine. They separated in mid air and both tumbled a long way down the hill. The rider was very shaken up, and the machine was a terrible wreck. We did some trailside repairs, and the rider rested for about 45 minutes. Then we limped to the paved road, sent one rider back to get a truck. We loaded up and returned to the parking lot, calling it a day at 2:30. The rider was taken to the hospital for a check over, and was seen at breakfast Sunday morning wearing a smile. He will be sore on Monday. His machine will need some repairs, but they will be back soon.
With our day called short, and since we never got lunch, Bob and I went into town for a sandwich, then helped riders load as they returned from the trails at the end of the day. The last group got back just after 4:30, very tired and very happy. They claim to have completed the biggest and best trail ride of their lives! Saturday night we met at the Pasta Palace for a banquet style buffet dinner, paid for by Powersports East. Sunday morning, most of us got an early start for the long ride home, arriving before dark. A great weekend!
Ride Report: Haloween Ride, November 2nd
On a glorious sunny day, it was no surprise that 30 plus bikes showed up for this annual event. No route sheets were handed out, instead we rode at a slower pace than usual to insure the integrity of the group. I feel the pace must have been about right, since there were comments that we rode too slow and other comments that we rode too fast. If everyone is equally displeased, I guess that means we got a nice balanced approach.
From the shop, we headed down 141, and then cut through the backside of Kennett Square. Basically, I was following all the cool back roads that I have come to love over the years. Next, we took a back way towards West Chester through Pocopson. The group stayed together like pros, and we took a quick break at a small park with toilets. Finally, we meandered over to Marlborough Farms, to Terror Hollow, where a prearranged hay ride took us cross country through some haunted woods. Several kids were along and they loved it. Finally, we backtracked a mile to a big old barn which has been converted into a serve yourself restaurant for a delicious hot lunch. Powersports East graciously covered the hay ride and lunch for all.
The ride officially ended after lunch, leaving people their Sunday afternoon to do as they please. Several riders continued to explore the back road of Chester County, while the rest of us made our way home. The official part of the ride was about 50 miles long. Next ride is to the Reading Art Museum for a display of old and artful motorcycles.
Ride Report: Green Ridge, Maryland. October 11th, 2008
The weather just could not have been any better: warm, clear and the autumn colors just coming out. At Powersports East, Joel and Doug hauling their XR650R and KTM 450 met up with Bob and John, loaded down with the Razor side-by-side and Yamaha dual sport 250. We four picked up 2 more trucks at the Maryland House rest stop: Todd, Doug and Evan with their Suzuki and Kawasaki dirt bikes, and Oliver, Jeffery and Aaron; a father and 2 sons hauling a big Kawasaki Mule.
This was a very unusual assortment of machines; for the first time I can remember there were no ATV’s. Ten of us planned to ride 6 dirt bikes and 2 side-by-sides. Where are you, ATV riders? Maybe you will come out for next month’s Hatfield-McCoy event. At any rate, this motley caravan made excellent time, covering the nearly 200 miles to the ride spot in just 3 hours, with one brief stop. We quickly made our way through registration, and were riding by 11:30 or so. First we did a loop on the 18 miles of ORV trail. This simple loop is not too technical and makes a great warm up. Then, the 5 street legal dual sport bikes rode about 12 miles north, into Pennsylvania. At the top of Town Hill we stopped to admire the view, then bushwhacked our way back to the parking area via jeep roads and dirt roads through the state forests. Our timing was just right, as we met Bob and Evan who had completed their 2nd loop. Oliver and his boys were still out there somewhere. I was a little nervous about them getting lost, but they had a map, and I could tell that Oliver had some ‘trail smarts’. We decided to do loop three.
This time, Todd and Doug decided to stay on the ORV trail, so Doug, John and I headed south on dirt roads, aiming our street legal bikes towards West Virginia. During 20 miles of curvy graded dirt roads, we passed lots of campsites belonging to folks out to enjoy the great outdoors during this wonderful fall weekend. Finally, we came to pavement, and after exploring some locks along the Potomac River, we crossed into West Virginia, before backtracking into Maryland to take a short walk and a glimpse at the Paw Paw Tunnel.
Finally, we three rushed back to the parking area to rendezvous with our co-riders just before 5 PM. Still no Oliver and kids, but then the Kawasaki Mule putted into sight, right on time. Everyone on board was wearing an ear to ear grin. We loaded up and headed towards home, stopping in Hancock for a great dinner at Weaver’s Bakery. Best part, Powersports East picked up the tab. This was an easy ride in very comfortable conditions. A great time was had by all. I got home at 10:30 or so, and still had all day Sunday to relax and clean things up.
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Ride Report: Micheaux State Forest, 09-07-08
Weather wise, the day could hardly have been better: heavy rains along the coast dropped just enough water in the Gettysberg area to insure that dust would be a non-factor. The morning was cool and sunny, and high temperatures in Wilmington were predicted to be in the low 80’s, which means low to mid seventies at the ride site. One has to wonder, then, why the turnout was so bad. Only Bob and I showed up, and at 5 past 8 AM, we set out in Bob’s truck for the long ride to Micheaux. Traffic on the turnpike was also light, and we made better than usual time, arriving at ‘Big Flats’ parking area just 3 hours later to find a surprise. Normally, there would be a few trucks and ATV’s here, but today was the Micheaux Enduro, and the parking lot was full to overflowing with dirt bikes and trucks and campers and trailers of every type. Its ironic, I think, that enduro riders and ATV riders have so much in common, yet they regard each other as “those other guys”. We got some sideways glances as we pulled in and drove to the extreme end of the huge parking area to barely squeeze into one of the few remaining spaces. Micheaux is part of the Pennsylvania State ORV Trail System, open to ATV’s but not to dirt bikes. This arrangement is purely political and like many things in government, does not seem to be related to any logic or reason. However, on two days each year, this motorcycle event, which has been successfully run for many decades, is allowed to access some of the ATV trails. Which is fine with the ATV riders that I have spoken with: they are perfectly willing to share. My first thought as we saw the parking lot was that ATVs might not be allowed to ride at all, but this turned out NOT to be the case. The ATV trails were open as usual, with only a few small sections closed for exclusive use by the enduro riders. In fact, there were even a few equestrians there, who also drove some distance, and were also glad not to be shut out. We unloaded and suited up and began riding just before 11:30. Immediately, it became apparent that some work had been done to the trails. Some of the ridiculously rocky sections had been smoothed out and fresh gravel has been laid down to fill in the gaps between the rocks. Bob and I made our way down the connecting road, and headed directly for Grave Ridge, out of the sections marked with black lines and described on the maps as ‘Most Difficult’, and for good reason. Lucky me, I was riding a brand spankin’ new TRX700XX. There is a special demo program in effect courtesy of American Honda, and the sales department wanted me to try the machine and get other riders to ride it as well. At first glance, I thought it was sort of overweight for a sport quad,; a Raptor look-alike, but with far more subdued graphics and styling. I noticed that the rear end had an independent suspension system, very similar to a Polaris Outlaw, and there was a power steering unit not unlike many recent utility models. Frankly, I wasn’t sure what to expect. Fit and finish were typically Honda: impeccable. The water cooled 700cc motor promised some serious motive force, but I was there to find out for myself what this newest TRX was capable of. It did not disappoint. Bob was riding his Polaris Outlaw, but he had left brand new rear tires and wheels at home, hoping to get one last ride out of his old, worn rear tires. This turned out to be a mistake. At a ride area as rocky as Micheaux, which includes much of PA and VA, we usually run a few extra psi in the front tires especially to protect against punctures. In the case of Bob’s old tires, this turned out NOT to be enough. As soon as we completed the nasty Grave Ridge section, Bob pulled over with 2 rear flats. Luckily, I had a last minute brainstorm while packing the night before, and had stashed my puncture repair plugs and tools along with a small hand pump under the seat. We repaired the 2 flats, using most of my plugs, and were able to continue. We had some company during the repairs: 2 of the enduro course marshals and a friendly ranger made small talk with us while we worked. This was when I learned that ongoing upgrades and repairs are being done to the ATV trails. Back on the trails, we covered some ground, enjoying the total lack of dust. There were only a very few puddles, and very little traffic. We did have to backtrack a few times to avoid the enduro loop, but conditions were so perfect that we really didn’t mind. We kept a relaxed, sustainable pace, and switched machines to thoroughly evaluate the TRX700XX. We were somewhat in agreement in our thoughts. The motor was strong, but the overall gearing was a bit tall, especially for tight technical trails such as these. Three more teeth on the rear sprocket would help a lot here, and eliminate the excessive clutch work that was necessary to keep things moving in the tight stuff. The clutch didn’t seem to mind the minor abuse, but lower gearing would also improve acceleration, which was blunted a bit by the machine’s extra 40 or so pounds compared to, say, a Raptor 700. While the TRX easily outmotored the 500cc Outlaw, we felt it might have to take second place in a drag race against a big Raptor. Of course once the motor loosens up, things might swing the other way, and if it were geared bit lower, which should be simple enough to do, then all bets against the TRX700XX are off. In the handling department, the TRX really shined. The tires and shocks worked really well, keeping things on an even keel at all times, while keeping the tires in touch with the terrain, and isolating the rider from most road shock. Not only that, but the slightly longer than usual seat to footpeg distance allowed comfortable standing on the pegs, which enhanced comfort over the big bumps even more. Bob felt like he was sitting on rather than in the machine, but I found the seating position to be superb. The seat itself was firm but comfortable, and plenty large enough to allow a variety of seating positions, and easy body positioning for maximum control. We were both very surprised to like, or rather to absolutely love the power steering system. Honestly, I was thinking: “more unnecessary complexity and weight…something else to break”, but in the end, the system worked in perfect harmony with the suspension, to give light steering and a great feel to the steering. As a MAJOR bonus, when a big obstacle tended to yank the handlebars out of your hands (as in bump steering) the power steering acted like a steering dampener, and allowed you to easily keep the wheels pointed straight ahead while eliminating the nasty shock to your wrists or thumbs. Finally, the power steering made the weight of the machine completely disappear under most conditions. A real winner. Then there is the independent rear suspension. It was instantly notice-able that the machine maintained a more even stance while traversing uneven terrain and bumps, but the real bonus in place as rocky as Micheaux is the extra ground clearance under the center of the rear axle. A normal ATV is constantly pinging and ponging against rocks as they strike the skid plate under the rear sprocket and brake disc. The rider is forced to avoid straddling large obstacles, instead rolling one rear tire or the other over them to avoid damage, or becoming high centererd. With the Independent rear suspension, the sprocket and disc are about 5 inches higher up, and there is lots of ground clearance in the center of the rear of the machine, so obstacles can now be straddled with no danger, thus opening up many more possible lines of travel. As a bonus, the rear sprocket no longer bounces up and down with the suspension, freeing the chain from variations in tension and unwanted influence on the operation of the suspension. It just seems like a MUCH better system to me. Furthermore, the sprocket and disc are totally protected from debris and shock against obstacles on the trail. THIS REALLY WORKS. During the course of the day, we met up with several other sport machine riders, and I had them each test run the TRX. They were kind of confused when I motioned for them to stop then said, “please ride this ATV” but no one actually refused. In the end, several riders came to agree that this was a heck of a machine, included a seasoned veteran named Lou R who was riding his Predator by himself. I really hope some of these guys will join us on future rides. So why was the turnout so slim? Maybe the need for registration and insurance is scaring some people off. In Delaware, registration is only, like $10 or $15 for three years. Minimum liability insurance, also required here, is about $50 or $60 per year in most cases, and is available at Powersports East. These two pieces of paper open up the entire PA ATV tail system to the rider at no additional cost. This means DOZENS of very excellent riding areas all over the state. It should be a no-brainer. Maybe the rocks scare people away. Sorry, folks, we live near the Appalachian Ridge, which runs from NY to Georgia. It’s rocky. Get used to it. You can always go a little slower, or less far. On this particular day, we decided to ride less far. One of the plugs blew out of Bob’s rear tire, and we used the rest of our plugs on the re-repair. It lasted long enough to get back to the truck, but we didn’t want to chance a third flat, since we were out of plugs. Therefore, we decided to call it a day early, and reloaded at 3 o’clock. A quick ride home, pausing for junk food for dinner, got us back to the shop at 7 o’clock. Being home at such a decent hour earned me extra brownie points from my wife, who is possibly correct in thi8nking that I’ve been riding too much lately, after I was gone the entire month of August. Please come out and join us for the next ATV and dirt bike ride. You will not be disappointed.
RIDE REPORT 07-27-08 : AN EPIC MOTORCYCLING ADVENTURE
Sunday morning, and the weather forecast called for thunderstorms here and there, so it was a good day to carry a rainsuit. I arrived at the shop about 5 minutes late, mumbling the usual apologies and excuses. I had guessed 10 riders, and so it was; I had a route sheet for everyone. Bob and Robin rode in on the Triumph speed triple, after Bob’s FJR 1300 mysteriously failed to start. In the rush to be on time (Bob is ALWAYS on time) and switch bikes, their rain gear was left in the FJR saddlebags. This would prove to be significant.
Other regulars included Chris on his Suzuki Intruder, Paul on the big Kawasaki Vulcan, with GPS and Adrian on his GPS equipped FJR 1300. I hate GPS, it takes me out of the real world and focuses me on that darn little box. (Also, I’m not smart enough to use the thing.) But, it’s nice to have someone along who can operate it, in case I get too lost. Plus, I know that that rider, and anyone with him/her will always be able to find their way to any destination, should they get separated from our group.
Joe W. showed up on his Honda Shadow for the first time. Joe (and his son Mike) are regulars on our dirt bike/ATV outings, and I had been begging him to catch a street ride for years, so I was glad he finally made it. Other “newbies”, whose names I regrettably do not remember, included two gentleman, one riding with his daughter, and one lady, riding a very large and nice looking GSX. I rode the ’77 XLCR.
Rounding up the Suzuki camp were 2 more familiar faces: Bob and Brian, both on GSX’s. This motley crew shoved off at 10:15, just little late, expecting a lot of heat, and maybe a little rain. As with any group of this size (we were 11) it was tough finding a pace that worked for everyone, at least at first. So in a series of starts and stops, we sprinted, regrouped and lurched our way north on route 82, as the heat of the day began to build. Progress was a bit slow, but I knew that things would come together as we pressed on. A little stop at Hopewell Furnace let us regroup, utilize the clean restrooms, and sort things out a bit. Some of the newer riders may not have expected the riding to be technical. At least one person had to return home and get some sleep before working a night shift, and one person had a new front tire that just did not instill confidence. Two people announced that they would split off very soon, and I knew I would lose at least 3 riders; 11 became 8.
Things having thusly sorted themselves out somewhat, I resolved to stop regrouping every 5 or 10 miles, and let people follow the route sheets and road signs. Everyone had my cell phone number, and I had coached each rider to call if there was a problem, so I could receive their message and respond at the next of the official regroup points which were marked on the route sheet. With this plan in mind, I rode through the convoluted interchange at route 422. Of course, there were only a few bikes in my mirror after that mess, but I was sure I could rely on our time tested techniques to get everyone to the destination. Then Mother Nature decided to have a say in matters.
Somewhere around Oley, PA I began to notice a very dark patch of clouds moving towards us, and it began to sprinkle. No two riders ever stop at the exact same time to put on rain gear at the beginning of a storm. The morning had been hot and humid, and I did not mind getting a little wet, so I kept riding for a bit, feeling refreshed by the rain. Also, it looked like the worst of the storm might bypass us, and the sky ahead seemed much brighter. Of course everyone else had their own ideas, and the instinct of self preservation absolutely overrides the desire to maintain group integrity. Long story short, each rider decided when to stop for rain gear, or what strategy was best for dealing with the rain, and the group of 8 splintered apart; all at once there were no bikes in my mirrors.
About the time I got to Fleetwood, I was just beginning to soak through, so when a train crossing stopped traffic, I knew it was time to stop for rain gear and regroup, especially when a sheltered spot appeared. As I donned my big rubber suit, several more riders appeared, until there were four of us. We waited for a little while, watched the clear skies approach, then decided to advance to the next gas station, just a few miles further on, to see who else might catch up. While we were topping the tanks, Paul was spotted doing the same at the gas station on the opposite corner. He had missed a turn, then used his route sheet to rejoin the route at this same intersection. Talk about luck. So Paul, Chris, Bob, Brian and I reformed as a group of 5. Where were the missing three?
I pulled out my cell phone and retrieved a message from Bob and his wife. They had no rain gear, and were wearing vented mesh ‘air jackets’: great for the hot weather, no so good for the rain. Bob said they had hit the worst of the storm, gotten completed soaked, and decided to return to Delaware. I called back, and messaged that the rain had nearly stopped where we were, and the sun was getting ready to pop back out. I also messaged Adrian, letting him know what was happening, and we continued north. Eight had become 7, and with 2 temporarily unaccounted for.
As we rode on, the sun did come out after 25 miles of light sprinkle. Because of the humidity, the roads were slow to dry, and we experienced very slick conditions for several tense miles on route 143, crossing 78 towards Wanamakers. Here we found the route blocked by a big smoky fire, probably touched off by a lightening strike. Undaunted, we turned off towards Leaser Lake on a disused mountain pass which included 2 miles of graded dirt road. The light rain kept the dust down, and traction was really no worse than slimy route 143. WEE HA we’re dual-sporting now baby! As we crested the mountain pass, the sun broke through, and we regrouped near the bottom just as the pavement resumed. We were a tight group of 5, the group bond now thoroughly forged by adversity.
Forty miles further on, we were enjoying the perfect sunny riding conditions, making good time, and getting really hungry. We stopped at the Beacon Diner at the junction of 53 and 309 at 1:45, hoping for a good meal. I put out a call to Adrian, letting him know what we were doing, hoping to hook up with him and Joe at some point. The meal did not disappoint. The weather continued to look great. We left at 3, a little concerned that we might not make it to Bill’s Old Bike Barn before they closed at 5:00. With full stomachs and gas tanks, our tight knit group of 5 headed through Mahoney City to one of the coolest motorcycling roads anywhere: PA route 339. It covers about 30 miles from Mahoney City to Bloomsburg, and it includes lots of twisties and elevation changes as it winds through Zion Valley, which is fertile, scenic farmlands. Some sections are smooth fresh asphalt, others are bumpy enough to bottom out your suspension. Basically a thirty mile long grin. Clean dry roads and no traffic allowed us to make good time, we arrived at Bill’s at 3:50.
Bill Morris is quite an interesting guy, and he greeted us at the door. Actually, we were about the only ones there this late on a Sunday; we had the place to ourselves. I hadn’t been in a while, and there were some very apparent additions. As we rode down the long driveway, life size dinosaurs lined the path. This is new. Outside in the parking area, horses from carnival carousels around the world surrounded us. Bill collects just about anything. Inside, there was a collection of doorknobs. Also, one of nickel plated boilers. There is a whole room of memorabilia from the 1939 World’s Fair. Bill bought a barroom from the 1930’s a reassembled it inside his museum. Oh yes, there are also a lot of motorcycles. And sidecars. And three wheelers. And hybrid motorcycle / trucks. Mopeds, outboard motors, scooters, cars, tractors…..I can’t begin to cover it, go to www.billscustomcycles.com , and scroll down to the Bike Barn. While we were there, Adrian called in. He and Joe were quite nearby, and soon joined us. We were back to 7, with everyone accounted for.
We left the museum at 5:15, and voted unanimously to stick top the scenic route home as long as the weather held out. As we made our way for the second amazing road of the day, PA Route 125 (Switzerland in PA) a bolt fell out of Chris’ left footrest, causing his shifter to flop downwards. I learned that something had fallen off his bike at the next red light, about 10 miles further on, and also that Adrian and others had stopped to help. The hour was late, we’d be hard pressed reaching home by dark as it was, and I knew Adrian and the others were more than capable of dealing with the situation. Plus they had GPS. I decided to press onwards. Now it was just Bob, Brian and I: 2 GSX’s and the XLCR. We attacked route 125 with a vengeance, devouring the hairpin curves as we climbed up and down the mountains just south of Shamokin. There was no traffic, the sun was low in the sky and blazing; we made record time to Pine Grove, where we made the last gas stop of the day.
I spoke with Bob and Robin who were already back in Delaware. Their day had gone from bad to worse. Once they turned back south after getting soaked through, they wound up ‘surfing’ the huge storm cell all the way to Middletown. Very heavy downpours and 60 MPH gusts made the ride nasty and as uncomfortable as can be imagined. Really, they were lucky to have survived. To top it all off, the hot tub back home was out of commission, so they had to settle for hot showers and 2 aspirin. I also contacted Adrian and Chris, who had gone to Lowes for replacement hardware after robbing a right footrest bolt for the left footrest to restore Chris’ bike to drive-able condition. They made a perfect repair, which took about 45 minutes, and with Joe, the 3 of them took an alternate route home, stopping for a lengthy sit down dinner. Chris was so grateful that Adrian and Joe stuck with him and helped that he wanted them to have an honorable mention. Consider yourselves honored, guys: good job. The three of them didn’t get home until 11 PM. I’m thinking they were all fairly useless at work Monday morning, such is the price of adventure.
Speaking of adventures, has anyone seen Paul? Apparently he made a wrong turn right about when Chris’s shifter fell off, and has not been seen or heard from since. We hope he made it home OK….I guess we’ll find out if he shows up at the August ride. After our gas stop, Bob, Brian and I made great time on deserted roads, flying down route 501 and 419, then switching to 897 for a sunset tour of Amish country. The devastation here was awe inspiring. Many streams were up over the road…we had to ford them. There was mud and gravel everywhere, big trees were downed, and debris fairly covered the road. It looked like tornado damage, and we really could finally appreciate what Bob and Robin had ridden through after their faithful decision turn back southwards. I got home to Kennett Square just past dark, at 9 PM and jumped directly into the (thankfully functional) hot tub.
For sure, this was an epic adventure, one that we will all remember for a very long time.
Ride Report, 05-18-08. British/European Classic Day at Germantown, MD.
Eight thirty AM on Sunday was sunny and warming up, although the air was still fairly cool as I pulled into the Powersports East parking lot. There were 11 bikes and 12 people there, ready to ride. One observer on a Hinkley Triumph showed up on his way home from the job (midnight shift). Said he wanted to say hi and see what bikes were about, would love to ride with us, but needed to go home and get some sleep. The 11th rider pulled in on his EX500 just as we were leaving. In addition, there were Bryan and Ryan on CBR 600’s, Paul on his very quick Vulcan, a regular rider on a Suzuki 1100, and a reappearance by a smooth adventure tourer from Jersey on one very trick late model BMW ‘Supermoto’ type bike. If I wasn’t so feeble minded, I would surely remember everyone’s names. For some reason, crazy details (like: the BMW rider owns SIX complete wheel/tire assemblies for his bike) stick in my brain, but not many names. I was on my Norton Commando (we were going to a British/ Euro gathering after all) and there were a handful of new people on large, late model cruisers. So….as usual, we had a very broad range of bikes and riders present. Things got slightly interesting within the first ¼ mile, as we crossed route 40 and turned left on Schoolbell Rd, which is, incredibly, STILL under construction. Hoping not to lead the entire group into a deadend or huge mudhole, I drove right past the ‘closed road’ sign and we picked our way through ½ mile of construction dirt before emerging near route 72. A quick right/left zig-zag brought us to the 95 south ramp at 273, and after paying a whopping $4.00 toll, we regrouped while cruising along at just over the limit, making a beeline for the Susquehanna River. Through Port Deposit, Md, across the Connowingo Dam and then turning west on a series of open back roads, we stopped every 40 or 50 miles to rest, pee, gas up and regroup, while the skies progressively darkened. The weather remained threatening all morning, but we dodged any rain, encountering, at worst, roads that were slightly wet, making traction ‘iffy’. and indicating that we had only just avoided a real rainfall. It must be said that at a fairly respectable pace, everyone rode really well, and this group experienced none of the splintering that usually occurs. We rode quickly and safely, each rider watching the bike behind him to make sure the group stayed together. Well done, one and all! We arrived at Butler’s Orchard just before noon. Rev-o-Lee is at 12 noon. Everyone is encouraged by the master of ceremonies to start their engine and rev it up real loud for a full minute. The turnout was fairly light because of the threat of rain, and not everyone participated, so the resulting cacaphony was somewhat under-whelming. We cruised the grounds for and hour and a half. On a whim, I entered my poor old tired Norton in the ‘Concours’ competition. I ate a burger. The consistency of the food at these events is a sure thing. The skies stayed dark, and before long, it began to sprinkle. There were some very interesting bikes and women to look at. OK, mostly bikes. I saw some incredible Vincents, gorgeous BMW sidecar outfits, a great trials riding demonstration by the Potomac Vintage Trials Club, and around 20 vendors selling repro and New Old Stock bits, along with the usual mountains of junk. Well, junk to me perhaps, but if you have been looking for the last 6 years for a wrist pin for a 45 year old engine, even the rusty bits can be very interesting. The cruiser guys left very early, perhaps to beat the rain, or maybe they just wanted a different route home. We pulled on our rain gear (those that had some) and departed in a moderate rain that lasted about 45 minutes. After that we packed it all away again, and the sun actually came out for a good long while. Enough, even, to dry the riders who had no rain gear (or even gloves in some cases….muy macho, no? Muy loco, talbais!) We made out way due north, through Hanover, PA and eventually picked up one of my favorite roads: route 851. This is really curvaceous with light traffic that allows everyone to travel at their own best pace. We began to catch up to some rain showers, as evidenced by water on the road, as we approached Delta, PA, where we stopped for a huge dinner at 5 o’clock, paid for by Powersports East. While we sat in the diner, a humongous storm hit, and the sheets of water made an impressive racket against the roof. It was a regular Biblical downpour, and luckily for us, it stopped before we left. The sun came out again, and began to dry the saturated roadways. We made our way along the Connowingo reservoir on route 623, another favorite, then turned north and east on route one, which carried everyone towards home. I got back to Kennett Square before 7 PM, a little wet, a little sore and tired, but very happy.
Ride Report, May 1-4, ’08 Black Mountain Recreation Park, Harlan County, Kentucky
WOW! That was some weekend. I knew that the distance and the expense of the 4 day trip, as well as the unknown quality of the riding area would keep most people away. Still, 5 hard core riders reserved spots and made the 10 hour trek to Kentucky’s poorest and highest ( referring to altitude) county. The folks that live there have had few economic opportunities since the coal industry went bust, so they have opened the region to ATV and dirt bike riders. The trails are marked and mapped out, well groomed, and FREE. That’s right, no fee to ride or park, they just want us to go there and spend some money. There are about 80 or 90 miles of marked trail, and they include the highest point in the state, at over 4400 feet. That is way up in the sky baby, and the trails climb and climb: lots of steep stuff with hairpins and spectacular scenery. So we decided to go and spend some money, but not too much. To control expenses, Bob, Doug and I loaded our machines on a trailer and shared gas in Doug’s pick up truck. Bob brought his Raptor, I was on my XR650R, and Doug rode his KTM 450 dirt bike. Jim and Karl met us on the way, with 2 humongous CanAm ATV’s in their pick-up, plus a Polaris for a spare. We made this a 4 day trip so we could relax and drive down Thursday, ride as much as we want on Friday and Saturday, then rest Saturday night and return Sunday. The trip took 10 hours and 15 minutes going down, and 11 hours coming back, due to traffic and a more relaxed pace. To further control expenses, we three shared one room, so it cost each person $30 per night, which included a decent breakfast. Conditions were near perfect Friday, with mild temperatures, and minimal dust due to a bit of rain the night before. We started out slowly, getting our bearings and learning how to use the map. Once we had faith in the map and trail marking system, we picked up the pace, riding as fast as we safely could, usually turning up the mountain when faced with a choice. Eventually, we would stop and check the map to figure out where we were. We rode right into town when we became hungry and needed some gas, the police just waved. Every one was very friendly, although it was a little difficult to understand what people were saying until our ears got dialed into the accent. At some points we left the trail system and just followed various unmarked trails until hitting a road, then followed the road back to the marked system. The terrain was loamy, rocky only in spots. Traction was good and we covered a bit over 50 miles. After returning to the motel, we showered, then walked about a mile to a Sizzling Steak House for a mad chow down, courtesy of Powersports East. Back at the motel, some of us took advantage of the heated indoor pool and Sauna, others hit the hay early. We met at 7:30 for breakfast on Saturday, and since the trail head is only 8 miles from the motel, we got an early start: a good thing, as rain was forecast for the afternoon. We saw several groups of Jeeps, and more riders than the day before, as one would expect for a Saturday, but it never felt at all crowded. We covered most of the remaining marked trails, but there are an unlimited number of unmarked trails. Some local riders even organized guided tours to explore the regions beyond the marked trails. Around midday, we encountered a few sprinkles, enough to make some spots a little bit muddy. I was on worn out knobbies and basically got my butt whooped. The tires filled up with the slick, sticky mud, and I found myself going down hill with the rear wheel spinning as if on ice. I also fell a few times, without injury. Doug noticed that his countershaft sprocket had shed all 12 of its teeth, and Bob had lost his skid plate when 3 of the 4 bolts broke off. To be honest, I was thankful for these minor mechanical problems, since it gave us a good excuse to stop riding earlier than usual. Jim and Karl kept on, as they were loving every minute of it with 4 wheel drive and winches. Did I mention that I had to winch the XR once or twice? You know, that’s why I LOVE riding with guys that have winches. We decided to load up and do a little exploring by truck. Well actually, we had to drive 30 miles to get a beer, since Harlan County is DRY, as in prohibition. This enabled us to get our bearings, and to check out some of the mountain roads. They were nearly as interesting as the trails, and we decided we had to get there on street bikes sometime soon. After a good night’s rest, we hit the road north, stopping near Front Royal for country grilled chicken and barbeque, and for a quick visit with some old friends. I was home by 8 PM. Compared to Hatfield-McCoy, Black Mountain is more primitive. The mountains are taller and the scenery is more spectacular. There is no single track, and only 80 or 90 miles of official trail, but unmarked trails are all around and basically unlimited. It’s about 11/2 hours further, but costs $35 less per day since there is no fee. After riding all the trails at Hatfield over the last 8 years, for a total of 16 or 20 trips, the change felt good. I think we will go back to Harlan County at least once each year, and I highly recommend that you give it a try. This place was made for ATV riding!
Ride Report: George Washington National Forest 4/12/08 , Saturday’s weather was looking mighty fine as we left the dealership on time at 7 AM. We had a small but very assorted group: Joel, Miles and John on motorcycles, Bob and Robin on their Razor side-by-side, and Danielle on her big utility quad. With only three trucks, we made good time, and after one long rest stop, arrived on site at the top of Tasker’s Gap right at 11 AM. Upon entering the parking area, we noticed signs advising that riders must now purchase a daily use permit…something new. On the plus side, it’s only $5 for the day, and the money is used to maintain the trails. Since the penalty for riding without the permit is $75, we thought it might be a good idea to comply with the new regulation, so I rode my street legal XR650R 4 miles down the mountain to buy permits in Edinburg at a gas station. I got back to the trucks in about 20 minutes and waited for the rest of the group to complete a short warm up loop. We put the little colored bands on our wrists just before the Sheriff took a lap through the parking area. Talk about good timing. John’s main bike was down for maintenance and he was riding a little used spare which was running poorly, so we did a quick carb overhaul before setting out on our first loop. George Washington National Forest is the kind of place where you have to moderate your pace. If you get going real fast, either you crash, or you bust up your bike. The reason is the rocks. This is the rockiest part of the Appalachian Ridge, and it can certainly take a toll on your body and equipment. On the first loop, there were multiple tip overs from the 2 wheelers, and the UTV and ATV were making noises that sounded like bullets ricocheting off military armor at the D Day beach landing. We made it back to the trucks after a few hours, somewhat worse for wear. After a brief recovery period, and some food, we headed out on a 7 mile long jeep road, hoping for slightly smoother conditions. We did a little better on this second loop, although Bob got enthusiastic on the Razor, resulting in a bent a-arm and torn off skid plate. Score? Rocks 2, riders 0. At the end of this loop, we decided to chance riding on the off limits dirt road for ½ mile so as to take in the famous view of the “7 bends of the Shenandoah River” from the top of a fire tower. Miles left his helmet on the seat of his bike while we hiked up there for the view, and the wind blew it off. Naturally, it rolled down the side of the mountain, scattering gloves and goggles and came to rest at the bottom of a very deep ravine, barely in sight. Gravity sucks. Miles had to climb down to get it back, and had a wee bit of trouble scrambling back up. Back on the legal trails, we ran into our Sheriff friend again, who reminded us to stay off the roadways. Of course, Sir. During the return trip, we attempted one of the ultra rocky side trails that snake sharply uphill for a mile or two, then traverse the side of the mountain for another miles before turning back down to rejoin the main jeep road trail. The entire five mile loop has no dirt, it’s all one big rock garden. Rocks range in size from grapes to watermelons, and everything in between. This is definitely not South Jersey! Truth be told, we only went a half mile or so before the 2 wheelers began tipping over and we decided to turn back. Guess what….no one complained. Finally back at the trucks at 4:30, we licked our wounds and contemplated one more loop, before agreeing that an earlier departure and a hot meal sounded much better. We had covered 37 miles in glorious weather conditions; it was a pleasure to spend a day outside in the mountains. On the way home, we stopped near Charles Town, West Virginia for a fabulous southern buffet that included unlimited crabs legs, Chinese food, Sushi, and much more, including ice cream for dessert. That made us feel much better, thank-you very much, and the ride home went quickly and smoothly. We drove away from the sunset, through scenic valleys, and were back at the shop at 10 PM. Sunday, of course was spent recuperating and cleaning gear and bikes in preparation for next month’s journey to Kentucky. Motel reservations have been made, call for yours soon. , Road Ride Report for Sunday, April 6th 2006
Well, the original forecast was for rain Saturday and sunshine on Sunday. Unfortunately, things got held up somehow, and the rain arrived early Sunday. Still, Ephrata is so fun, and you just know that some people are heading there, regardless of the weather, so I donned my rain gear and headed for the shop, arriving at 5 of 8. It’s odd, the last few months people have showed up to ride despite cold rains and even despite snowy and icy road conditions. Yet, on this rainy spring day, with temperatures in the upper 40’s heading for 60, no one showed up. I guess the availability of good riding weather within a day or two makes sleeping in look pretty good on a gloomy Sunday morning. At 8:10 I headed back home for more pancakes, and to catch up on some much needed routine maintenance. Oh well, that’s how it goes sometimes….no worries mate. In May we’ll head to Butler’s Orchard. Hope to CU there.
Ride Report for Zerbe, PA 03-30-08. ATV and Dirt Bike Ride.
It’s odd, one can never predict how many riders will show up for a given ride. Odds were in favor of a good turn out for this one though. It was the beginning of spring, the forecast was for excellent weather, and Zerbe is a free ride with no real registration or insurance requirements. Plus, I had been getting phone calls all week from people who wanted to join us for the ride, get shown to the spot and around the spot, and maybe even join us for the free dinner (well, not really free, just paid for by Powersports East). The trouble is, a lot of the people who call don’t want to come to the dealership to group up with the rest of us in the morning. Either it’s in the wrong direction, or they don’t want to get up so early, or whatever. I usually email driving directions to these callers and give them my cell phone number. Sometimes we see them, sometimes we don’t. At the shop on this day, we met with 4 or 5 regulars and a whole bunch of new people, plus several riders we hadn’t seen in a long time. We made pretty good time to the ride site: even with one rest stop, we arrived in 3 hours almost to the minute, and were unloaded and ready to ride just before noon. I had passed out driving route sheets to everyone at the parking lot at 8:30, and also gave the “lay of the land” speech just before we began riding. We had to split into 4 or 5 groups because there were over 30 riders present, 3 or 4 on 2 wheelers, 6 or 8 on sport quads, and the rest on utility style quads. Several families came out to play, including one woman who was a pretty new rider, and several teenage boys. We headed out for ‘loop one’ in various directions, my group headed down the valley into the woods. We explored about 30 miles of second growth abandoned strip mine lands and ATV trails through the woods. There was no dust, and some puddles. We skirted the puddles for the most part, but some people just like to play in the mud. At one point, we had stopped to regroup, and 3 riders approached the very large puddle we had just skirted around from the opposite direction. The apparent leader, on an un-muffled Polaris 4 wheel drive asked us, “How deep is it?”. Although we never went through the puddle, we never hesitated, and said “It won’t be any problem for you”. I know it’s wrong to lie, but we were hoping for a show. And a show is what we got: the Polaris rider eased into the puddle, and bogged down momentarily. The skillful rider rocked the machine as hard as he could while spinning all 4 wheels, throwing big rooster tails from each. Finally, he managed to claw his way out. Then he turned around and did it again. Not to be outdone, his buddy on a 2 wheel drive sport model made a crazed Banzi charge at the puddle. He was totally stuck in a matter of seconds, and called to his friend on the Polaris to come over and winch him out. His buddy did just that, but not before SLAMMING into the puddle right next to his stuck riding buddy, sending a Tsunami like bow wave over the top of the poor guy’s head. All he could do was duck and take the hit. He came up soaking wet head to toe, coughing and choking on the muddy water. Such fun. We looped back and stopped at the trucks for a lunch break before heading in the opposite direction for a second loop. I promised to show some of the new riders the humongous hill climbs known as the ‘coal dust pits’. The other groups all showed up at about the same time for lunch, and they also made ready for a second loop. The trouble was, I had a very hard time getting there. It was only 2 miles away, and I had been there scores of times, but every trail seemed to be a dead end. Finally, after extensive exploration, and by the process of elimination, I managed to get us there. On the way we discovered several excellent and previously unrecorded trails. In other words, even getting lost was loads of fun. Finally, we got to spend 10 or 15 minutes at the coal dust piles climbing some of the easier hills and marveling at the tire tracks going to the top of some of the bigger and impossible looking ones. We made it back to the trucks just past 5 o’clock, as planned. After loading up and accounting for everyone, we made our way down the mountain, through Pottsville and stopped at a diner in Hamburg, PA. Seventeen of us feasted on everything from steak to salad bar while telling lies about how fast and brave we were. I headed back to the shop to get my truck, and after reloading, I still made it home before 10 o’clock. Incidentally, I rode the Kymco Mongoose 300 ATV again, and I continue to be impressed with the build quality of this machine. In three or four outings, it has given outstanding service with no problems, taking everything I could throw at it in stride. I have upgraded the front shocks, and am working on an upgrade for the skid plate. Soon, it will go back to the showroom floor where it will be sold with a full warranty at a reduced price. Let someone in the sales department know if you have an interest. One other thing; on this ride, a few people were breaking some of the most basic safety rules of ATV riding. Please be advised that we insist on helmets, and highly recommend eye protection, boots, gloves, body armor and all that protective gear. On this particular ride, there were kids under 16 on full sized ATV’s plainly labled NOT FOR UNDER 16. Also, there was one couple riding two up on an ATV designed for rider only, and also plainly labled NO PASSENGERS. I have to say that all of these riders were experienced, and very much under control. They rode well, sometimes in pretty technical stuff, and I never felt they were about to crash. Still, it does put me in an awkward position, and I would prefer that warning labels were followed. Enough said.
Road Ride Report: March 16, 2008…Jersey Shore Jaunt
I had promised fine weather in the ride posting, but the day dawned late gray and overcast. Just before I left home for the shop, it began to mist, so I put on the rubber boots and set out, thinking maybe no one would show up. There was a steady light rain falling at Powersports East when I arrived at 10:20, but not enough to deter 4 intrepid riders: Paul on the big Vulcan, Mike on his BMW/GS, Brian with a new looking 1250 Suzuki Bandit, and George, whom we hadn’t seen in ages, joined us from Philly on his red CBR600. We crossed over the DMB and made our course due east, following route 40 all the way to Atlantic City. The weather showed little improvement for the first 40 miles or so, so we took a break for gas and to warm up en route. The hot coffee helped a lot, but not as much as the now improved weather: things were finally drying out. At the shore, we came about to the starboard, and took a southerly heading along the beach. The shore route here follows the barrier islands, passing through all the resorts: Ventnor, Margate(with its 30 foot high elephant), Ocean City, Sea Isle City, Avalon, Stone harbor, Wildwood, and Cape May. Personally, I like this area much better without the crowds. Off season, these resorts seem ghostlike: you can almost hear the echoes of the noisy crowds of summer. There is little traffic, of course, except for the local police, who have little to do at this time of year, other than strictly enforcing the traffic laws. And so, we made our way slowly down shore, taking in views of empty luxury homes on our right, and empty sand dunes on our left. This scenic drive passes over several small toll bridges connecting the long narrow islands end to end; Easy Pass not accepted here. Sometimes motorists have to toot to wake the lonely toll collector. All in all, it gives one the feeling of taking a sea cruise by motorcycle. Best of all, the weather kept improving, and we even caught a few glimpses of sun. Still it was cool, and food was becoming an issue. I guess I missed the New York style deli where we usually stop for lunch. By the time we reached Wildwood at 2 o’clock, I was getting desperate for food, and I also was just about to hit reserve. We killed two birds with one stone, stopping for fuel, and taking the attendant’s recommendation for food across the street. We were glad for the good advice, the Italian feast was hot, tasty, and of ample proportions; we only regretted being unable to carry the leftovers home. To reach home, we made our way north along Jersey’s relatively undeveloped west coast, maintaining a respectable pace past Bivalve through Bridgeton to Salem, where we made our final fuel stop, and said our goodbyes. Spring is just a few days away, and we were happy to get a head start on the riding season, covering over 200 enjoyable miles, topped off with a great meal and some excellent camaraderie.
Ride Report, ATV/Dirt Bike ride February 24th at Pocomoke, MD
I rolled out the Kymco Mongoose 300 to test my new front shock absorbers, and met John at Powersports East about 20 minutes early. We transferred his Kawasaki 2 wheeler and its trailer to my truck so as to share gas expenses. Bob, who makes it to pretty much every ride, brought his wife Robin and his Polaris Razor side-by-side. We also met Jeff and Charles; they brought their full sized 4 wheel drive ATV’s. On the way down, we happened to hook up with Adrian who had the Yamaha Grizzly in his pickup. After leaving a few minutes late, we made up some time on the road and met Keith at the ride site. Keith’s wife had been kind enough to pick up trail use permits for us during the week, and these were distributed in exchange for the $15 fee. It’s a bargain for sure, as the permits are good until the end of the year, and they open the door to 4 or 5 decent ride sites in Maryland. As people began to head out onto the trails, Keith reported that his bike would not run, except for 10 seconds with full choke. We pulled the carb to clean out the jets, which were full or green mung from very old fuel. This partial carb cleaning was all we felt comfortable with squatting in the dirt. The results were not great. The bike now ran, but kept stalling out. Keith bravely soldiered on for a few miles, hoping that it would clean out, but before it did, he fell into one of the huge deep puddles that Pocomoke is famous for, drowning the engine. We cleaned water out of the airbox and out of the carb float bowl and kicked and kicked, but never did get it to restart. In the end, we wound up borrowing a tow rope and pulling it back to the truck. Keith finished his day reading magazines in the truck, after changing into dry clothes. Well, at least now I could get in some serious riding, or so I thought. Just before setting off, I met a group of three fellows who arrived late from Kennett Square/Oxford PA. They had only 2 machines between them: 1 CRF150 and a big 4 wheel drive Suzuki quad. They wanted to buy permits and ride, so I offered to take them down the trail for ½ mile to where Keith was hanging out with the unsold permits. I was weaving my way around the (famously deep) puddles when I noticed that they were no longer behind me. I backtracked a little and found Mark kneeling on the seat of his Suzuki quad. The rest of the huge machine was sunk in a huge mud hole. Apparently Mark thought his ATV would also work as a submarine, but we now know that this is not true. Mark worked his way forward to the front luggage rack. After standing, extending his arms out and yelling, “I’m the king of the world!” he plunged one arm into the frigid water to yank on his winch cable while he thumbed the deploy button with his other hand. He looked like some kind of Kundulini contortionist, which I must admit I found quite amusing, but he couldn’t get the winch cable to play out more than a few feet. Finally, I found a long downed tree branch, which I held out to him. He wrapped the cable around it, and I pulled hard from shore, which finally got the entangled wire to play out. We wrapped it around a tree and got the heavy machine beached. There was no water in the air box, but the muffler had been under water for several minutes, and the motor was hydro-locked; in other words, there was a bunch of water inside the combustion chamber…..NOT GOOD. We had to pull a bunch of body panels just to find the spark plug, then roll the machine onto its side and pump the water out by cranking the starter motor for a long time. It seemed like there was about a gallon in there. Surprisingly, it then started right up, and after clearing its throat for a while, ran just fine. Mark commented that the puddle hadn’t looked so deep. Then again, they all look the same from the surface. We were sort of wondering how the puddles get so deep, but we found out: there are several “mud enthusiasts” who frequent this ride spot. They have huge 4 wheel drive ATVs that are modified especially for excavating puddles. The air box intakes are plumbed into PVC tubing that extends up about 3 feet above the front luggage rack. The exhaust outlet from the muffler is plumbed into a similar metal riser that extends above the rear rack, and is capped with a flapper valve. Wheels and tires have been swapped for aftermarket items that raise the undercarriage substantially while providing huge traction with paddle like tread patterns. So equipped, these brutish ATVs are able to run completely submerged, with only the pipes and rider’s head sticking up. By gunning the engine mercilessly and spinning the wheels radically, the pilot is able to maintain momentum through the mud, while digging the trench deeper with every pass. So why would anyone want to ride here? Well, it’s not too far away. It’ usually a bit warmer down south by the shore (it topped out in the 50’s). The sandy terrain is a pleasant break from the rocks or Pennsylvania, and the Virginias. Besides, any chance to get outside and ride in February is welcomed. Oh ya, the restaurant is also great. We all met Keith’s wife and kids, and had a feast at Waterman’s in Salisbury. Over dinner, we swapped lies and did some serious bench racing before hightailing it home. ‘Twas fun all in all.
Road Ride Report: Saturday, February 23, 2008: 70 Miles in February
Understandably, many riders may choose to sit in their garages and look at or polish their bikes, waiting patiently for spring. After all, with an iffy forecast, debris all over the road, corrosive salt on your shiney machine, the discomfort of cold temperatures, and concerns for safety, there are certainly plenty of reasons to cancel a ride. What with the wonder of instant communication via internet, it would be sensible, prudent, and convenient to do just that. But we don’t do that. We do not cancel rides. Ever. Period. Here is the thinking: each rider can decide for themselves if they want to ride that day or not. Those who do not wish to ride may simply not show up. No reflection upon them, we all choose our own way. Those who DO want to ride can show up knowing that the ride has not been cancelled. If the riders who meet at the shop decide that they should not ride after all, they can just go home, or maybe go across the street for breakfast.
These are the only ways a Powersports East ride will not go off as scheduled: 1) No one shows up (other than me). 2) The people who show up decide, in the parking lot, to bag it.
Both of these have happened. Sometimes, when number one occurs, I am happy to ride alone, or to go home and go back to bed. Every time number 2 has occurred, I have wound up with regrets. To be honest, there are times when I hope that no one shows up; like when I got too little sleep, or have a hangover. But…if there is even one rider there, we usually ride, or at least go to breakfast before bagging it. Incidentally, almost every time we have bagged a ride, the sun comes out, the temperature soars, the birds begin singing and we sit at home in front of the TV regretting it. Getting out for a ride once a month with a group of dedicated like minded individuals is a good thing. It will make you physically and mentally more fit. It will lengthen your life span and is sure to improve your sex life. You will become more popular with your peers, and frankly, I do not see any down side to this whatsoever, regardless of weather. On this Saturday, I reviewed email from riders suggesting that the ride should be cancelled. I looked at the forecast which suggested ice and salt water on the roads, and miserably cold temperatures under depressing overcast February skies. The roads were choked by recent snowfalls, and my bikes all looked so wonderful without a thick coating of salt. I doubted that anyone would show up. I even said to my wife, “I’ll probably be back soon, who would ever show up to ride today”. Then I pushed the sidecar rig out of the warm, cozy garage, plugged in my electric vest, and headed out for Powersports East. OK, so maybe I cheated a little. I mean, a sidecar machine does not tip over when the front wheel hits a patch of ice or when too much throttle spins up the rear wheel. Locking the front brake is also not a real cause for concern. Corners can be approached with relative abandon: since something NORMALLY has to slide in order for the contraption to turn, a three wheel drift is no big deal. The fact is, sidecars are extremely tractable and stable on snow or ice. The electric vest is the greatest thing that ever happened to motorcycling, regardless of the season. There are also electric gloves and pants in stock at the shop. On a 30 degree day, it will probably be necessary to cycle the vest on and off so you don’t get too hot, or fit a thermostat. If you don’t use these electric clothes, it can only be because you haven’t tried them. Next cold day, go to the parts department, and get them to hook you up for a test ride. A technician can wire your bike in a few minutes, then get out and try riding warm and cozy. Like the ad says: “Laugh at the cold”. ANYWAY about the ride….. Bob, snug with his electric vest and gloves running, showed up on his KTM DUKE II. Paul on his Vulcan, and Chris on his Shadow (I think) were waiting for me when I arrived. We agreed that the temperature was 35, so we needed a destination 35 miles away. We tossed a coin to determine our compass heading, and decided to ride through West Chester to Downingtown for lunch. I rode first on the sidecar bike at reduced speed since I didn’t want anyone to follow me onto an icy patch that would be problematical on 2 wheels. We traveled carefully down Route 100, enjoying the ‘winter wonderland’: snow covered fields made everything look clean and pristine. We stopped next to the Brandywine at Simon Pierce. This is a fancy restaurant/glass blowing shop. We were not at all interested in the haute cuisine, but we were very interested in the heat from the glass works furnace. Unfortunately, the furnaces were down for the day, but the large entry foyer was electrically heated to 75 or 80 degrees, so we hung out there for 10 minutes of good comraderie. Paul and Chris were very hard core, neither had electric clothes or even a windshield; these are some dedicated motorcyclists. Once warmed up a bit, we followed the Brandywine along Creek Road, and by meandering a bit on some of the very scenic side streets, made our mileage just reach 35 as we pulled into the Country Buffet. The ‘double tunnel’ just before truck 322 was especially interesting. Normally, it is somewhat intimidating, since the 90 degree bend in the middle makes it impossible to see the exit until past half way. Besides the darkness, today the tunnel entrance was framed by huge stalactite icicles hanging from the ceiling. It was like riding into the jaws of a huge shark, and besides the possibility of a frozen spear falling on your head, there was a big patch of ice on the road……instant sphincter wink. But we all made it OK, and enjoyed a major chow down (and plenty of hot liquids) at the buffet, along with more good company and conversation. As we headed back south, over and through a covered bridge across yet another branch of the Brandywine, everyone agreed that in spite of the arduous conditions, getting out on a bike for a few hours during the coldest part of the coldest month of the year is a worthwhile endeavor.
Ride Report. 12/15/07: St. Clair
You may have been at the mall Christmas shopping, but 17 hearty ATV riders were up near Pottsville, enjoying some fine winter ATV riding conditions. The day was partly cloudy, a little gloomy, and cold. We left Powersports East at 9:15, and made the 2+ hour drive with one rest stop. A group of ten had taken a different route, and after saying hello while we were unloading, rode on their own; we never saw or heard from them again. That left 7 of us, including Bob with the new Razor side by side, me on a brand new Kymco 300 Mongoose, Bob and Joe on big 4 wheel drive quads, and Karl with his Polaris and 2 friends on huge CanAm quads. The ground up there was covered with very hard packed snow about 2 inches deep, and lots of ice. All the puddles were frozen (at least until the Razor drove over them). We made new friends on this trip, and rode new machines, not to mention that this is a new ride area for our monthly excursions. The terrain was fairly typical of the region: overgrown strip mines, and moderately rocky. It seems that the trails are used regularly for recreation, but not too many riders were around on this day. Within a half hour of leaving the trucks, one ATV overheated. The fan blade had fallen off of the fan motor, due to a dropped circlip. Luckily, the rider was prepared with a new E clip on hand, and we quickly had the fan out and apart. The drive pin had also become lost, but we were able to fabricate one from a key FOB. With everyone pitching in we had it repaired and together in about 15 minutes. We used a quart of drinking water to top off the cooling system , and everything worked well from then on. We let Bob lead for awhile, but in the big Razor, he tended to stay on the open trails and dirt roads. I volunteered to take over on the point, and promptly began seeking ever tighter and more technical trails, including several dead ends. This helped us stay warm, as we worked the ATV’s over and around obstacles. It was incredible that the Razor was able to go everywhere we went. Finally, though, Bob had enough of getting stuck and beating up his new toy, and we returned to more open terrain. The snow and ice kept things pretty slick: when I wanted to see if the other riders were still with me, I just waited for an open area and without loosing forward momentum, gassed it up to do a big lazy 180. Took a good look and counted heads, then spun her back around to keep on moving. Actually, I did a lot of spinning around. I can’t help it, it’s way too much fun! Temperatures barely approached the freezing level, good thing everyone was well bundled up. Actually, I had to remove a layer at one point; I was sweating too much. After weeks of gloomy overcast weather and rain, it was great just to be outside for a few hours, under partly sunny skies. We covered about 25 miles in 4 hours of exploring this new area, I estimate we only covered ¼ of the available area, so we will have to return for further exploration. In the end, we all thought the Razor was a blast, but it didn’t “mesh” very well with a bunch of guys on ATV’s, determined to find the most technical trails around. The other new machine, the Kymco 300 was also very impressive. The fit and finish rivals any Japanese machine. The motor, electrics, transmission, steering, frame, wheels, brakes, ergonomics…..all were top notch. Only the suspension was in need of some minor fine tuning because the springs were too stiff. This machine is right on a par with the Honda TRX300EX, but with an automatic transmission. Extremely good value for the money. Same thing goes for this riding area, which I will call St. Clair. Not perfect, but its free and only 2 hours away. Well worth a visit, maybe you will join us next time, and to entice you to do so remember, Powersports East will buy you dinner (if you last the day). In this case, we stopped at a real American diner on route 61 and had the buffet, which was also excellent: another good value. The meal gave us a chance to lie about how fast we ride, and to get to know our new friends a little better.
Ride report: street ride, 12-16-07
Street bike rides are never cancelled due to bad weather. There are times when the weather is so bad, I just know nobody is going to show up, but I ride to the start point anyway, so as to maintain this zero cancellation policy. It’s simpler than getting fifteen phone calls the night before from people asking if the ride is going to be cancelled. Our ride is never cancelled in advance. If someone shows up, we go. If no one shows up, I go home and go back to bed. I was reasonably confident that no one would show up for this one. The weather was miserable: A NOR’EASTER had settled over the east coast, bringing buckets of rain, and temperatures hovered in the lower to mid forties. I had so many clothes on that it took 15 minutes to pee, which at my age meant I had to start planning the next pee before I finished the last one. Even if I peed my pants, at least it would be warm for a little while. I figured to ride to the shop and load my bike into my pickup (which I had left there the day before) and DRIVE back home. I did a double take as I approached the shop at 9 AM though; there was Chris, standing under the awning out front with his shiny (but soaking wet) Vulcan, waiting for me. OK, so be it, we’re going for a ride. Yee hah. I told Chris we would just ride over to Middletown and visit Bob’s garage, always full of dozens of cool toys. I thought we would get Bob out of bed, have a cup of coffee, look at a few bikes and call it a day. As we pulled up to Bob’s, his wife invited us in for coffee, and offered to get her lazy no good for nothing husband out of bed. This was going exactly according to plan. Bob surprised me though, he said “just give me 20 minutes and I’ll be ready to go”. So, around 10:30, we bundled back up in our riding gear including snow suits and rain suits, Bob wheeled out his FJR1300 and joined me on the ’74 BMW R90 and Chris on his late model Vulcan. We headed over to route 9 and turned south. I will say that it was surprisingly comfortable: we all were quite well prepared for the bad weather, and everyone was able to ride smoothly and quickly for the conditions. The visibility was problematical at times, but the total lack of traffic helped a lot. Come to think of it, I don’t remember seeing a single car on route 9, and for sure, there were no other idiots riding around on motorcycles. Idiots or not, a bad day on my bike is better than a good day at work anytime. We did have some fun. After blasting through the standing water on route 9 for a while, we turned west and found a Waffle House just south of Smyrna. Bob hadn’t even had breakfast, so we stopped and all got a bite, some hot liquid and some HEAT into our bones. We also visited Mikes Famous in Smyrna, just to check it out, and to show all the Harley guys how tough we were (they seemed strangely unimpressed). Next, we suited back up and headed west on route 6. After crossing into Maryland, I turned north on the first tiny road. Five or ten miles later, I made another right until we crossed back into Delaware, then turned north again. This process was repeated over and over, so we wound up criss-crossing the state line repeatedly as we worked our way north, staying almost lost the whole way, and stopping for a break finally in Chesapeake City. The area along the border is very rural and undeveloped. The pace is a little slower, and the countryside is lovely as well. The roads are bumpy at times, curvy in spots, and always interesting. In spite of the miserable weather, we had a great ride. I covered a bit over 100 miles. Our gear kept us relatively warm and dry, and we were all glad to have gotten outside for a few hours, and onto our bikes. January’s ride is in a van or bus to the IMS show in DC. February is the annual “thermometer run”. Check the events page on this web site for details. Then come on out and ride with us!
Ride Report, Hatfield McCoy, West Virginia, November 16,17,18
It seems like no matter what time we leave, everyone wants to make the trip at different times, which is just fine with me. Four of us, Bob, Doug, Miles and I were to leave from Powersports East on Friday at 1 o’clock. We decided to cut costs by crowding a bit into the big Nisan Titan and pulling a trailer with 2 ATVs plus three bikes and all our gear in the truck bed. Comfort was acceptable for 3 adults and one kid in the king cab. As it turned out, no one else was leaving from that location at that time, so at the last minute, we decided to leave from my house in Kennett Square instead. This may have saved us ½ hour. We left at 12:45, just a bit earlier than usual, and totally missed any Friday rush hour traffic jams. Even with a dinner stop, we made it to the Holiday Inn Suites just past 9 o’clock.
Meanwhile, Adrian, Joe and Mike and John had left on Thursday, so they enjoyed riding all day Friday, and Saturday plus a half day on Sunday. I think we will plan on using this schedule in the spring, so we can spend more time in on the trails. Steve and his 4 friends were supposed to leave at the same time as we did on Friday, but got hung up with some last minute details, and wound up pulling in past midnight. But the hero award goes to Jim, and the other three riders from New Jersey. These hard core dudes left late on Friday evening. They drove all night long, met us in the lobby at 8AM for breakfast, and then rode all day long before joining us for dinner at 8 PM Saturday night. They basically were awake for 48 hours straight, although it was rumored that some of them were catnapping at different times. Who can blame them for that?
So, all told, there were 17 of us riding. On Saturday, we headed for the Reverend Compton trail head. The temperatures started out cold, but soon warmed up to around 60. The trails were free of dust, and offered good traction, except for some puddles which were a bit slimy. The ATV riders were definitely getting way more mud and water than the guys on bikes. When we met a group of 4 wheelers on the trail, we couldn’t even tell who was who, they were so covered with mud. At first everyone was skirting the puddles , or riding through them slowly, but, as always, it wasn’t too long before testosterone took hold, and everyone was hitting the big puddles wide open. Some were considerably deeper than they looked.
One motorcycle had a flat tire before we even started, so we took 20 minutes or so to do a quick tube change. This is the second time this season that I have seen a brand new “heavy duty” inner tube with a pulled out valve stem. We covered 60 plus miles on Saturday, exploring in different directions to visit one town for lunch, and another for gas. Some of the faster riders found time to visit the third town that is also accessible by the trails. The local ordinances allow ATVs and unlicensed dirt bikes to ride into town for food, gas, and supplies, which means that our rides can have a destination, and we can eat lunch and top up our gas without returning to the trucks. We mostly stayed on easy trails Saturday so we could cover more ground. We got back to the hotel at 6:30, leaving time for a dip in the excellent hot tub and a refreshing swim in the indoor pool as well as a good hot shower. Then 14 of us (some guys fell asleep!) walked over to a nearby steak house where dinner for all was covered by Powersports East.
We started Sunday early, leaving the hotel at 8 AM, and made our way to Dingess Rum Trails, just 15 minutes from the hotel. We were riding by 9:15, and the weather was really fine. In fact, while it was slightly cool in the shade early on, we were delighted to hit 70 degrees, under fabulous blue skies before the ride’s end. Especially since it was cold and raining back home all weekend. The trails were drier too, and the autumn colors were very intense. We stayed on intermediate trails Sunday, and covered 40 more miles before loading up at 1:30, for a 2PM departure. To tell the truth, it was very hard to leave; everyone wanted to stat because it was so beautiful. Again, we made good time, arriving back home at 10 PM.
The crazy guys from New Jersey finally succumbed to the need for sleep, and they only made it to the trails as we were leaving. However, they planned to ride until dark and leave for home Monday morning. All in all, everyone had a great time. The trails and the weather were awesome. There is just not better riding to be had this side of the Mississippi. Absolutely everyone agreed that the riding makes the long trip well worthwhile. You should really plan to join us when we return in the spring.
Ride Report: Wheaton Village, November 4, 2007
It’s unusual to have street bike rides on consecutive weekends, but that’s the way the schedule worked out this year. For that very reason, I wasn’t expecting a good turnout, but I was pleasantly surprised that we again had 10 riders ready to rock and roll after an unusually good night’s rest: not only were we leaving rather late at 11:30 but it was the first day of daylight savings.
I’ve been trying to fight off the loss of memory associated with becoming old and decrepit lately by making a serious effort to remember names. This is what I can remember:
Joel…1973 Laverda 750 (old bike:good excuse for going slow) Rob…2004 Honda Super Hawk (fast bike…good excuse for going fast) Tony…Green Kawasaki sport bike (not as low as it once was..no excuse needed) Dave…Burgman 650 super-scooter (a regular…has been known to cruise at 80) Jim….GL-Trike Conversion (he built it himself, it’s gorgeous) Paul…Kawasaki Cruiser (lots of headlights…he’s an engineer) Mystery couple…GL1800 (I spent all day and had lunch with them, but I can’t remember their names) (nice folks though) Bob..HD V-Rod…(beautiful in orange) Ted…..ST1300…(got it because his GL was too heavy!) (it still weighs over 600 pounds, I think) Bob…. HD Dresser (unfortunately, he missed lunch)
Well, that’s pretty good, even though I’m sure there are a few inaccuracies.
Anyway, we crossed into Jersey over the DMB, then got off the highway ASAP and cut through Pennsville and Salem to hug the western shore. These are some of the nicest roads in jersey, with little or no traffic, and quaint towns with names like Bivalve and Seabreeze. We enjoyed high speed blasts along the straight-aways, broken up by bits of curvy road, and low speed passage through sleepy villages. Temperatures stayed in the low to mid 50’s as we cut through serious farm country, in between the orchards, and finally resurfaced in Bridgeton. A 20 minute break at the local Dunkin Donuts, along with a nice hot cuppa soon had the circulation going again and we continued on to Millville. Here, we became a bit confused, maybe due to the cold affecting my brain, or maybe because they changed the name of the place and took down all the old signs. Eventually, we “spiraled in” to the area formally known as Wheaton Village, now called Wheaton Arts Cultural Center. This is a restored village and glass mill, and it’s a great place to visit on a cool day. We paid the $10 entry fee (well, most of us did) and hoofed it over to the glass blowing demonstration area. The huge furnace was stoked up to white hot, and at the top of the bleachers, it felt like we were in a sauna. We feverishly removed layer after layer to let the delicious warmth in, and were soon saturated in heat, glorious heat.
During a quick saunter through the souvenir shops located in the restored village buildings Bob bought his wife a decorative dip spreader, hoping to exchange it for sexual favors. (OK. I got my wife some glass balls. Don’t even go there) We made our way over to the restaurant for some hot soup and sandwiches. It was 3 o’clock by the time we left, and the return route paralleled route 49, staying just to it’s north, and providing us with more of the same excellent south jersey back roads and scenery, finally dumping us back at the DMB. Three dollars later, and we were in Delaware again, able to make it home just before dark. I don’t know about the others, but I headed straight for the hot tub.
Ride Report, Scary Street Ride of October 28th, 2007
Leaving late on a Sunday morning, at 11 AM, is nice. It gives everyone time to rest and sleep in a little. Today was a short ride, so there would also be time to get some chores done or watch football in the afternoon. This arrangement appealed to 10 riders, as we departed the dealership under fair skies. We headed at once into PA, through “the valley” then over “roller coaster road” to Smith’s Bridge. We squeezed our bikes into a little area along the shoulder and spent about 15 minutes admiring the architecture or this lovely covered bridge over the Brandywine. It was rebuilt several years ago from huge arched pieces of a special extra dense lumber imported from South Africa. This wood is so dense that it actually will not float, and resists the weather very well. The original cover over this bridge was burnt down back in the 60’s by Halloween vandals, so it is fitting to visit it at this time of year. We spent just long enough at the bridge for a couple on a Gold Wing to catch up after a late start. We returned to route 100 north, and enjoyed the very curvy run to Lenape Forge, where we followed the Brandywine on Creek Road.
At this point, we left the beaten path to explore what was once a paved road, named Blue Rock Road, but it got cut off by a residential development. Technically still a public road, it has become very overgrown, and narrow, barely wide enough for a motorcycle, and pretty scary for anyone on a shiny wide touring bike. To add to the fear factor, a few of the riders were present several years ago when the Halloween ride took this same ‘short cut’, and the lead bike had engine problems, which, due to the narrowness of the pathway, stopped everyone in their tracks. While we tried to sort out the mechanical gremlin, we were shocked, and frightened out of our wits, as several ghoulish fiends appeared from out of the woods. One held a bloody severed hand in his mouth, while another brandished a loud running chainsaw. These fiends ran down the entire row of bikes and riders, causing major laundry concerns for all involved. Fortunately, this year, the lead bike stayed running and we were spared a repeat attack. Things were going a little too smoothly, and I should have known that all was not as it appeared.
We continued on to route 846 in Kennett Township, and stopped at Marlborough Farms for some hot cider and an enjoyable hayride arranged by Powersports East. As the tractor pulled all ten riders around the farm in a big hay covered trailer, we relaxed and were really enjoying the warm sun when we were suddenly diverted into an old barn. Inside, the tractor drove into a dead end formed by hay bales piled to the ceiling. Before we could back out, the doors slammed shut, engulfing us all in near total darkness. What’s this? Smoke began to pour out of one of the hay bales, and we were quickly engulfed. Then, you guessed it, the chain saws started up and we were horribly ambushed by a troop of walking dead, determined to sever all of our limbs and heads. Blood curdling screams filled the acrid smoke filled barn as we were symbolically tortured and dismembered.
The survivors enjoyed a light lunch at the North Brook Barn store, after which we each went our own way, some returning home for errands or relaxation, while others headed north and west to sample more of Chester County’s finest roads. Any way you look at it, it was a Scary Halloween ride to remember.
Ride Report: Green Ridge, MD 10/13/07
Green Ridge ORV area consists or 16 miles of unimproved forest road. In addition, this massive state forest is covered with dirt roads, open to street legal vehicles, which wind up and down the scenic mountains and valleys. Six miles south is the West Virginia state line. The Potomac River and the Paw Paw Tunnel are accessible by narrow, lightly traveled paved and unpaved roads. Six miles north is the PA state line, and Scenic Old Routes 40 and 144, leading to, among other destinations, Town Hill, and its famous 15 mile overlook, as well as another large state forest preserve. All this means that the site holds appeal for those with off road machines, (ATVs, dirt bikes, go carts, side-by-sides) and also for riders with street legal dual sport bikes: off road capable bikes that are registered and insured for road use as well.
On this sunny morning, 5 of us met at the dealership. My truck was packed, with my street legal XR650R, my grandson’s CRF80, and Bob’s Suzuki DRZ400. We also pulled a small trailer with Doug’s Suzuki DR650 and all of our gear bags. We all 4 managed to fit into the extended cab, but just barely. John, on the other hand arrived at the last minute, all alone in his SUV, pulling a roomy trailer with his just purchased TRX300EX. Naturally, we moved Bob over to John’s SUV, giving John someone to talk to (or, since it was Bob, someone to listen to), and giving the rest of us a bit more room. Grandson Miles took advantage of the room in back to sleep the entire way there and back. Are teenagers related to Dracula or what? At any rate, we made excellent time, arriving at the Ranger’s office at 11:20, so John could buy an annual trail use permit for $15. Miles already had one from the February ride down at Pocomoke, and the other three machines didn’t need one, being street legal (hooray, free ride!). We unloaded and set off for the trail loop at 11:50.
The 16 mile loop was in great condition, though maybe a little dry. It was a bit dusty in spots, and there were very few puddles anywhere. Quite a range of equipment was in evidence: everything from motocross race bikes to ATVs of every brand and type. We saw 2 different go carts, and one Polaris RZR side-by-side. Since the weather was very fine all weekend, a lot of people were camping. It was just a great weekend for being outdoors. We completed the loop at a relaxed pace, stopping several times to take in the fabulous views On one especially rocky uphill section, there were a few minor tip overs, but no harm done.
Back at the trucks at 1:30, we ate lunch and made plans for the afternoon. John and Miles would stay on the ORV Loop for another lap or two, while the remaining three riders on dual sport bikes set out on a mission of exploration and navigation. Doug, Bob and I set out on the maze of dirt roads, riding at a good clip, while allowing for the occasional car or truck. We stopped a few times to admire the view, but basically just kept jamming. We eventually found ourselves in PA, and after regrouping, headed for some more technical terrain. Before very long, we became separated and I found myself all alone. I backtracked and tried all my tricks to locate my mates, but with no luck. Finally, I returned to the truck at the prearranged time of 4:45. We waited and waited, and I got very worried. Then, at 6 o’clock, just as I was looking for an emergency phone number to try, Bob and Doug pulled in, grinning. They had a wonderful time getting lost and finally finding their way back. I, on the other hand, felt jealous that they had managed to sneak in an extra hour and a half of good riding time. For dinner, we stopped in Hancock for a home cooked meal (courtesy of Powersports East) then high tailed it home, arriving back in Bear, DE at 10 PM.
Ride Report: Micheaux State Forest, 09/23/07
Wow! Another gorgeous day. At 10 of 8 on Sunday morning I rolled into the dealership parking lot on a GL1200 that I’ve been working on (forever!) with my humongous gear bag strapped on the back. Micheaux is part of the very extensive Pennsylvania ATV Trail system, and no bikes are allowed, only 3 and 4 wheelers. Since I only have the trusty XR650R at the present time, I felt very lucky that one of our regular riders was willing to lend me his immaculate and beautifully set up Raptor 700 for the day. While waiting for my sponsor, Bob, of Bob’s Touch of the Brush (…you should definitely call him if you need any paint work, he’s really good, and reasonably priced…302-584-2326) I was admiring the cloudless sky and total lack of humidity when a white van pulled in towing a classy box trailer. The young couple in the van asked if this was the place, and of course it was.
And folks, that was it, just me and Bob (he arrived stylishly on time, not a minute to spare) and the couple: Allan and Solmarie. Turns out Allan is also a painter, and inside the trailer, hidden from prying eyes, were two pristine sport quads: Solmarie’s brand new Suzuki and Allan’s Yamaha. So we were only 4 this weekend, and all on sport quads…..this was looking like a lot of fun.
Why such a small crowd? One never knows, maybe people think that PA or NJ or DE ORV registration is not worth the effort. It can’t be the expense, which is usually only about 10 or 15 bucks for 3 years. Maybe people don’t want to buy insurance, as is required by PA. It’s also not too expensive: usually under 100 dollars for a whole year of liability protection. Regardless of the hassle and expense to comply with PA requirements, it is totally worth it to access the hundreds of miles of fabulous groomed trail, available for free all across the state. Maybe Micheaux has a reputation for being rocky, and it is in sections, but it’s not as bad as, say, Virginia.
Anyway, a small group is cool sometimes, especially since it was only Solmarie’s second time out. We arrived in good time and were riding by 11:45. All trails are marked for degree of difficulty, and at first, we stayed on the easiest trails. These are just about one lane wide, and not very technical. Of course, that means you can fly along pretty fast, and we did for a bit, but always waited at turns for everyone to catch up, as usual. Once everyone had settled in a bit, we tried some of the “harder” trails. These are tighter, with rocky sections, winding between the trees necessitating slower speeds which in turn required lots of clutch slipping. Our new rider learned as the day wore on, and proved to be a real tough cookie. At one point, we stopped to talk with some guys on utility quads, with automatic transmissions. One of them asked’ “Hey, how come you guys have clutches?” Bob pretty much summed up Solmarie”s feelings, I think, when he replied (jokingly of course): “Because we’re idiots”. (OK so maybe we are…sometimes)
We alternated between ‘easiest’ and ‘harder’ trails all day, staying away from ‘hardest’. We’ll tackle those next time. The woods were as beautiful as the weather that day, but by 4 o’clock, we were beginning to wonder if we would ever find our way back to the trucks. Obviously, since I’m here writing this, we did, eventually. We left the Big Flats parking area at around 5:30, but not before Bob showed off some by jumping repeatedly off of the loading ramp. When Allan tried to get some air too, he somehow landed next to rather than on top of his ATV, proving that showoffs never prosper. No harm done. A hearty meal at the local steak house was paid for by Powersports East, after which we hightailed it home, arriving at 10 PM. Next month is Green Ridge…..no rocks. In November, we’re off to West Virginia again for Hatfield McCoy. Yee Hah…..who’s comin’?
Ride Report: September 2nd road ride…..125 mile loop
The weather was ideal: sunny but not too hot and no humidity to speak of. I was surprised that this close to Labor Day, 15 bikes tuned up, including sport bikes, cruisers, dressers, and one big scooter. There were several passengers, and one female pilot. We like female riders, our rides were never meant to be ‘guy things’. One couple from Baltimore read about the ride on our website and stayed in a motel the night before so they could join us. I hope they enjoyed their weekend…we enjoyed meeting and riding with them.
We rode west through Elkton MD, then north through Fair Hill, and west to Rising Sun. We regrouped in Havre de Grace, then headed across the Connowingo Resevoir and north on 623, a really sweet back road, and stopped for a break at the boat ramps next to Peach Bottom Nuclear Energy Plant.
I was riding my Norton Commando, and due to some mechanical issues, I was riding a bit slower than usual, so a bunch of sport bikes flew by me from time to time. This is fine by me, I love being passed, especially fast and close, which indicates that the passing rider trusts and respects the rider being passed.
This group was the best at staying together that I have seen in a very long time. People waited at turns so the next rider could see which way to go, even without using the provided route sheets. The regroup points worked perfectly too, so everyone was able to enjoy riding at their own pace, while maintaining the integrity of our loosely bonded group.
After a 15 minute break at the scenic reservoir, we made our way through Quarryville, following 472 all the way to Lewisville. This road runs through some very nice farm country, though the lack of available open gas stations did cause a bit of anxiety. No one ran out, though, and we stopped after 110 miles in West Grove. Then a short hop through Avondale took us to Toughkenamon, PA for lunch. There are a lot of Mexican families in this area, so the Mexican food tends to be very authentic, and very good. This fine sunny day we all pulled into the parking lot of a small grocery/general store called El Cunado (the brother-in-law). Outside the store, on warm weekends, there is an outside grill with really good home made tacos. Powersports East was treating, and we were all hungry.
Ordering was complicated somewhat by the language barrier, but we all managed to get some good tacos, even if we weren’t quite sure what kind of meat was inside. We sat with the locals, outside at a picnic table. Nobody was speaking English but us. It was just like a vacation in Mexico! The icing on the cake was when the rider from Baltimore (I wish I could remember his name) produced a digital camera and lined us all up for a group photo. In order to get in himself, he recruited one of the local folks by saying “snappy, snappy”, and holding out his camera. I guess that must be Spanish for ‘would you please take a picture for us’ because it seemed to work. We were in stiches. I hope the photo gets emailed to Powersports East so it can be included in this report.
All in all this was a very enjoyable day: good weather, good people, good food. Join us for an upcoming ride; autumn is the best riding weather.
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